Licence to Kill

Carole Vordermann, I'm sick to death of this talentless woman being thrust down our throats - a few times in the past she's been on 4 channels simultaneously - countdown, an advert, some program about finding missing relatives and a chat show. I hate the kind of person who'd be on anything just to get their mug on tv. Cheryl Baker comes to mind to, she's so desperate to be seen she's now advertising some hair restorative.
 
If you've got the license, you won't see any jail time.

So... who would I shoot?

Man, I really don't know. The ones that I would like to see perforated would suffer more, I think, if they continued to live and become exposed as the frauds they really are.

And, the ones that have fallen from their ill-gotten grace are fun to watch as they continue to fall to pieces.

Ironically, as I think about it now, I'd probably rather see someone well-liked and respectable get knocked off before they have a chance to ruin themselves (or be ruined by others). As an example, John Lennon, while he didn't have the opportunity for an even longer musical career, also didn't have a chance to become a bankrupt, washed up, has-been alcoholic drug addict.

I guess that I feel that execution by any means is too quick and painless (relatively speaking), and that I'd rather see bad people suffer for the rest of their lives. Maybe I'm just cruel like that.
 
The only person I hate.. the one that took my gay best friends virginity.. not that that is the reason why I hate her, she used to beat on me, and I cannot shake the hate I have for her. It's been like 3 years since I've seen her, and when I think about it I still get really pissy about it...
 
I'd bust a cap in Pauly Shore's biodome. Not really, I just wanted to use that horrible pun.
 
Fred Phelps.

I'd agree, but then I'd also be afraid that he'd be martyred by his followers (as few as they are). As they say, nobody speaks louder than a martyr.

Of course, I could also have hoped that Jerry Falwell would come apart, but he remained an asshole right up 'till the end. Phelps would probably be the same way.
 
How would that license work? Would I be able to maim several people?

If so I'd line up all the paedophiles and shoot them in the bollocks and save the kill for a child murderer!
 
OMG, Hick, I get to Sesame Street only to find you in a back alley pulling on Snuffle's trunk. *or is that his trunk?*

I'd tickle Elmo to death. On YouTube.
 
If I hated anyone enough to want to kill them, then death would be too good, I'd want them to endure endless suffering and fear of death.

But I don't think I hate anyone enough to want to kill them, though there's a few people I wouldn't loose sleep over were they to suddenly die -of causes or natural or unnatural.
 
Soo many people i would love to murder. I just went and looked up that fred phelps guy, and now i remember who he is. I would not kill that man. I would spare his life!

Because i would want him to be alive while i torture him.

As for who i would want to kill....... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Whoever posts after this one.
 
I'd have to choose one of my fellow board members, the only person to have attempted to come between me and a loved one that I couldn't teach a fucking lesson to.

I like my revenge, and don't like not being able to serve it, she's stepped on my toes too many times, and lied and cheated her way out of any pay back due to her. Arghh, I'm going to be up all night thinking about the pain I want to cause now.

(fucking stupid bitch playing the "I'm so lovely and sweet and wonderful that I can't possibly be touched by anyone seeking to out me for the manipulating little whore I am" card)

You dead. ^^