License plates that brag about cock size.

[B_quietguy]

Over the years, I've seen an occasional license plate which just hints at the owner's penis size. How the state departments of transportation ever let those get on the back of a car, I don't know. Anyhow, I guess the car owners wanted to tell us all something about their 2nd favorite things in the whole universe.

Some examples:

MINES9

IB8LONG - For the life of me, I couldn't guess at any other meaning besides cock size.

LUCKY7

LUCKY8

IGOT9

10BELOW - I guess the person claims 10 inches, or else is telling us the current temperature. And it wasn't that cold outside.

IMA9R - Perhaps the person is a 49ers fan, and goes to lots of football games, or else they want to share a certain fact with the rest of the world.

8INME - Was the owner a woman saying how much she got inside her?

 

[B_Think_Kink]

How lame... I wonder how embarrassed these people were picking up their plates from the ministry.

 

[pdxpony]

Suddenly I feel silly... All I wanted was a bumper sticker that simply said, "It's Not Always True..."

 

[Supersized]

Wow! where can I get one of those? Then I wouldn't have to freeball in my cum stained gym shorts anymore.

 

[Lorablack]

My fav bumper sticker says - I started with nothing and still have alot left!!-Joe

 

[auncut10in]

I saw a young guy riding on a motorcycle with plates that said 7uncut. Was interesting that he would be so bragging about that. I mean it is a nice size, but not really a tell the world size if you know what I mean. Just wondered what his girlfriends father thought about that.

 

[ActionBuddy]

My favorite license plate was: SPY 007... Now it doesn't seem so hot...

Onan

 

[BERT2217]

A guy that I know has one RUN2IT

 

[B_Italian1]

The Smoking Gun: Archive

 

[B_houugadunor]

My personal opinion is that personal plates are such a massive waste of money, most of the time they are hard to understand and I instantly think "douchebag" whenever I see one!

 

[bottombuddy]

My personal opinion is that personal plates are such a massive waste of money, most of the time they are hard to understand and I instantly think "douchebag" whenever I see one!

i have a personalised plate with my name but dont consider myself a douchebag in the slightest.

 

[B_Italian1]

i have a personalised plate with my name but dont consider myself a douchebag in the slightest.

I've never had one. Just the one the registry gives me. I always try to figure out what they mean. Sometime it's obvious like their name, initials, or a favorite team. And some others, just make me wonder.

 

[B_houugadunor]

i have a personalised plate with my name but dont consider myself a douchebag in the slightest.

Names and stuff is cool, however what I meant (sorry i wasnt very specific) is the plates that have braggy stuff thats hard to understand - like the ones the OP mentions!

 

[mindseye]

MisterMark, the previous owner of the site, had plates that read "XLBULG".

Using roman numerals would be an easy way to be at least a little subtle about the boast -- a plate like "IXIN" isn't likely to be seen as "nine inches" on first glance.

 

[B_RoysToy]

Hummm, could have lead to more being 'picked up', then a license plate.

How lame... I wonder how embarrassed these people were picking up their plates from the ministry.

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[Whopper-lee]

Over the years, I've seen an occasional license plate which just hints at the owner's penis size. How the state departments of transportation ever let those get on the back of a car, I don't know. Anyhow, I guess the car owners wanted to tell us all something about their 2nd favorite things in the whole universe.

Some examples:

MINES9

IB8LONG - For the life of me, I couldn't guess at any other meaning besides cock size.

LUCKY7

LUCKY8

IGOT9

10BELOW - I guess the person claims 10 inches, or else is telling us the current temperature. And it wasn't that cold outside.

IMA9R - Perhaps the person is a 49ers fan, and goes to lots of football games, or else they want to share a certain fact with the rest of the world.

8INME - Was the owner a woman saying how much she got inside her?

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[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Wow! where can I get one of those? Then I wouldn't have to freeball in my cum stained gym shorts anymore.

There's no reason for them to be cum stained :tongue:

 

[Pecker]

Siz Matrz

 

[hot-rod]

I've thought about taking a couple of NASCAR racing stickers with numbers on them, putting 8 on one side and 81/2 on the other side. LOL I live in Austin and afraid one of these redneck cops we have here would pull me over. Do you think they would for that???

 

[viking1]

My fav bumper sticker says - I started with nothing and still have alot left!!-Joe

Yeah, a lot of truth in that one...