Principessa
Expert Member
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Why?
Just curious what the newbies might have to add to the thread. :smile:
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Why?
I've lied to myself a few times in order to get laid.
"She's matured since the time you broke up with her after she cheated"
"Of course she means it when she says this doesn't have to be serious"
"Bad sex is better than no sex"
"She's just unsure of herself, not selfish"
"It'll be different than it was the last time"
"It wasn't that bad before"
etc.
oh, man ... sounds like you're a babe!all the other boys I didn't have to lie to, they practically fell into my lap.
Feeling sorry for yourself doesn't help you get laid, either. Been there, done that. Speaking from experience.
I once told a girl that I was gay but that I thought I might be straight but I had no way of knowing because I hadn't had sex with a woman before. Ta-DAH! lol. Afterwards I told her that I really must be straight. It worked out well all the way around. Sex was great and she felt better about herself for helping garner another player for her team.
Most men aren't as hung or as cute as you are.Why would you lie? :/
What about lies you told to women to AVOID getting laid? Pretty cheezy but here they are...worked both ways.
I have a sore throat, coming down with something.
I have an early morning tomorrow.
House guests coming, sorry.
I'm having my lady's time.
Gotta go home to feed the dog.