Lies you've told to get laid..

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I didn't end up getting laid, but I went bar-hopping pretending to be a German exchange student. Just about everything I said that night was made up.
 

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I've lied to myself a few times in order to get laid.

"She's matured since the time you broke up with her after she cheated"
"Of course she means it when she says this doesn't have to be serious"
"Bad sex is better than no sex"
"She's just unsure of herself, not selfish"
"It'll be different than it was the last time"
"It wasn't that bad before"

etc.
 

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I've lied to myself a few times in order to get laid.

"She's matured since the time you broke up with her after she cheated"
"Of course she means it when she says this doesn't have to be serious"
"Bad sex is better than no sex"
"She's just unsure of herself, not selfish"
"It'll be different than it was the last time"
"It wasn't that bad before"

etc.

Winner!

I'm all too familiar with these.
 

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"I don't want to wreck the friendship"
"I'm worried that it will fuck with your orientation"
"I haven't seen or played with a cock for more than 5 years, teach me"

^These were all to one guy, a gay one albeit all the other boys I didn't have to lie to, they practically fell into my lap.
 

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I once told a girl that I was gay but that I thought I might be straight but I had no way of knowing because I hadn't had sex with a woman before. Ta-DAH! lol. Afterwards I told her that I really must be straight. It worked out well all the way around. Sex was great and she felt better about herself for helping garner another player for her team.
 

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i told my friend i had my dick pierced cause she said she'd fuck any guy that she found with one...obviously she discovered that i didnt have one but she didnt care a bit
 

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I once told a girl that I was gay but that I thought I might be straight but I had no way of knowing because I hadn't had sex with a woman before. Ta-DAH! lol. Afterwards I told her that I really must be straight. It worked out well all the way around. Sex was great and she felt better about herself for helping garner another player for her team.
:eek::eek::eek:

Why would you lie? :/
Most men aren't as hung or as cute as you are.
 

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What about lies you told to women to AVOID getting laid? Pretty cheezy but here they are...worked both ways.

I have a sore throat, coming down with something.

I have an early morning tomorrow.

House guests coming, sorry.

I'm having my lady's time.

Gotta go home to feed the dog.
 

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What about lies you told to women to AVOID getting laid? Pretty cheezy but here they are...worked both ways.

I have a sore throat, coming down with something.

I have an early morning tomorrow.

House guests coming, sorry.

I'm having my lady's time.

Gotta go home to feed the dog.

hm... THIS I actually HAVE done. Mostly to protect their feelings or avoid an argument.

Some that I remember:

"I'm too tired"

"I think things are going too fast"

um... that's pretty close to a complete list. There aren't many times that I've actually turned down sex.