Life Affirming Shit

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Dr. Dilznick, Mar 4, 2006.

  1. Dr. Dilznick

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    - finding a cell phone you thought was gone.
    - getting back more change than you're owed
    - driving drunk as fuck, swerving through lanes, destroying mailboxes, crippling dogs and making it home.


    Add on.
     
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    Holding my newborns for the first time.
    Mrs. Lex softly caressing my face while I drift off to sleep.
    The way "I love you" comes from the middle of my BF's chest when he says it, rather than out of his mouth.


    Good thread, Dilznick.
     
  3. Dr. Dilznick

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    Well, that too.

    More:

    - a turd that coils around the toilet bowl
    - finding something you were desperately looking for weeks earlier
     
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    Literally a life affirming shit? or is there more to it?
     
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    - a turd that coils around the toilet bowl, then doubles as a time-bomb, exploding half an hour later with the force of a couple pounds of TNT while someone else is trying to use the toilet

    (... haven't actually had one yet, but boy that'd be swell if it happened)
     
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    "Explosive Diarrhea" comes to mind...

    Since we dropped the troll drama, this forum has gone to shit...
     
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    - being told you smell good and you aren't wearing cologne
    - the pizza is on time and still hot
    - somebody steals your identity but you'd already stolen it from somebody else
    - getting the wrong order at the drive-thru but it has the winning game piece with it
    - junk mailers losing your address
    - junk callers losing your phone number
    - falling off a cliff and waking up before you hit bottom
     
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    -Finding your favorite movie at walmart or something after almost giving up on trying to find it.
    -realizing the person you are crazy about, likes you back.( makes me feel pretty fricking good)
    -the next morning after a night of heavy drinking, and you look over and the girl isn't gross :biggrin1: ( SORRY GIRLS.. it is meant as a joke, adn is not refering to any preference I have for women.I like my ladies clean and unslutty.)
     
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    I hate it when that happens!
     
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    *Finding a 50 in your pants pocket when doing laundry
    *Getting to the beach on a nice day and there's nobody there
    *Getting tickets to see Stevie Nicks in the first 3 rows
    *Getting upgraded to First Class
    *Getting upgraded to a Suite
    *Getting upgraded to luxury/convertible
    *Not getting a call from your asshole father for a month
    *Having your blind date show up and he's good looking, well mannered, clean, nice smile, great breath, great bod, great kisser, nice smile and he's got a nice dick...and he pays for dinner.
     
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