Life Cycle

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Shelby, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Shelby

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    Generally I'm not big on starting new threads but I got this in my inbox this am. Ususally the stuff I get I've already seen a million times. I hadn't seen this one and thought it worth sharing.:smile:



    I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.Then you should wake up in a nursing home feeling stronger every day... You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start to work you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last nine months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.
     
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    If only it worked that way for us.

    Didn't Mork from Ork have a similar life cycle?
     
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    I'm for it, shelby.
     
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    Yes he did, as did Mork and Mindy's son Mearth...played by Jonathan Winters.
     
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    Shelby, although I admit I enjoyed this, I think it is oppressive to women. I'm going to immediately report you to Concerned Women For America. Boy, are you ever gonna be in trouble. They've been know to both cut off a man's penis AND sew his wife's snapper shut.
     
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    ... really can't wrap my head around this.

    (waits for someone to make "head" joke)
     
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    Well someone has to be 1st............

    You can wrap your head around mine anytime so long as I can wrap mine around your's. :biggrin1:
     
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