Generally I'm not big on starting new threads but I got this in my inbox this am. Ususally the stuff I get I've already seen a million times. I hadn't seen this one and thought it worth sharing.:smile: I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.Then you should wake up in a nursing home feeling stronger every day... You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start to work you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last nine months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and finally you finish off as an orgasm.