Life in New Jersey

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    An oldie worth revisiting, with apologies to any New Jersey members........


    Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him.

    The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear.

    "Hey what's the matter?" Jack asked.

    "Oh man. I've been transferred to New Jersey," the other guy answered. "There's crazy people in New Jersey. They have shootings, gangs, riots, drugs, the highest crime rate."

    "Hold on," Jack interrupted. "I've lived in New Jersey all my life. It is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enrol your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."

    The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

    "Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Pepsi truck in Newark.”
     
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    Hey, New Jersey here! -Funny
     
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    Very happy you can take a joke Chi-Town guy
     
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