Light Bulb :)

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  1. windtalkerways

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    How many msg board members does it
    take to change a light bulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post
    that the light bulb has been changed.

    14 to share similar experiences of
    changing light bulbs and how the light
    bulb could have been changed differently.

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing
    light bulbs.

    1 to demand it be moved to the Lighting
    section.

    2 to argue that it be moved to the
    Electrical section.

    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in
    posts about changing light bulbs.

    5 to flame the spell checkers.

    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb"
    or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn
    those 6 as stupid.

    2 industry professionals to inform the
    group that the proper term is "lamp."

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were
    in the industry, and that "light bulb"
    is perfectly correct.

    19 to post that this forum is not about
    light bulbs and to please take this
    discussion to a light bulb forum.

    11 to defend the posting to this forum
    saying that we all use light bulbs and
    therefore the posts are relevant to this
    forum.

    36 to debate which method of changing
    light bulbs is superior, where to buy the
    best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs
    work best for this technique and what
    brands are faulty.

    7 to post URLs where one can see
    examples of different light bulbs.

    4 to post that the URL's were posted
    incorrectly and then post the corrected
    URLs.

    3 to post about links they found from
    the URLs that are relevant to this group,
    which makes light bulbs relevant to this
    group.

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them
    in their entirety including all headers
    and signatures, and add "me too."

    5 to post to the group that they will
    no longer post because they cannot
    handle the light bulb controversy.

    4 to say "didn't we go through this
    already a short time ago?".

    13 to say "do a Google search on light
    bulbs before posting questions about
    light bulbs."

    4 who will highjack the thread and link
    lightbulbs to the "gay/neocon/democrat/republican"
    agenda and the moderator who will
    move the whole thread.

    3 who will point out that the bulb failure
    was the technique chosen by mother
    earth to protest the burning of fossil
    fuel and the besmirchment of our fragile
    atmosphere.

    3 who will say that it was God's will
    that the light bulb failed, and who are
    we to question His will? He must have a
    reason for wanting us to sit in the dark.

    1 who jumps to the conclusion that
    the person disposing of the lightbulb
    threw it carelessly into the trash bag,
    where it was crushed it into little pieces,
    slicing the bag open and innocent children
    will step on those slivers of glass... and it's
    careless people like THAT, who shouldn't
    have light bulbs at all!

    And 1 forum lurker to respond to the
    original post 6 months from now and
    start it all over again
     
  2. Thedrewbert

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    1 person to fabricate highly convincing stories about his lightbulbs and then come into the thread months later under a different name and claim "name #1"'s lightbulb has been smashed.
     
  3. Matthew

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    Is this a joke or did this really happen? :wink:
     
  4. windtalkerways

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    LOL, Drew!


    Funny, Matthew...I actually scooped it
    from the other big site I post on daily.

    I thought it was quite hilarious!
     
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