Like Similes

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Lordpendragon, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. Lordpendragon

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    For my 4000th post, I would like to try a new game. Quite a tough one perhaps.

    Simply give a simile for the previous poster. So for example, had Fortiesfiend posted before me, I could say

    His teeth are LIKE stars, they come out at night.
     
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    You eat pussy wearing a bib!:smile:
     
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    You're like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest :biggrin1:
     
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    You have a small penis:rolleyes:
     
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    NOTE: guys, you must use a simile, a phrase that uses "like" or "as":

    Think_Kink is as a breath of fresh air wafting as over a garbage heap.
     
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    I read it as smilie... geee....

    LDP is as big as a bat.
     
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    TK is like ecstasy on speed.
     
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    Pecker is to LSPG as alcohol is to a wake.
     
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    Curious Girl is as pretty as a picture:smile:
     
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    uncut is as sweet as sugar
     
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    Kinks is as cute as a button:wink:
     
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    TK is like a bucket full of frogs.
     
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    Lpd is like a box of chocolates...
     
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    LP is as nice as they come:smile:
     
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    MB is as sexy as they come.
     
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    Indeed.

    TK is as pure as the driven snow :smile:
     
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    LPD is as hot as a pancake on the griddle :biggrin1:
     
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    Curious Girl is as sexy as they come:smile:
     
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    Curiousgirl is like the taste of stolen fruit.
     
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    Rawbone is like Canadian...
     
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