COLJohn is to typing like the great left handed artist Paul Wittgenstein was to piano playingboth are virtuosi, but only the former can climax his performance with a strong explosive flourish of the right.
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The Colonel is like a woman's sex; tantalising, yet no less mysterious when open. :biggrin1:
Mercurialbliss is as long as the day is hot
DJG's effervescent posts are like the first appearance of greenery after an Alaskan winter.
The Colonel's pleasures are like a course of anti-biotics; taken regularly and often.
The Colonel's pleasures are like a course of anti-biotics; taken regularly and often.(without the unfortunate side effects, I hope
LP's penis is like a Stradivarius violin that makes beautiful music and increases its capacity to please with every year that passes.
The Colonel's mind is like a black hole. It is possible to know what goes in, but no one is quite sure what then happens inside.
To watch a cricket game with LP is as exciting as counting grains of sand on the beach.
The Colonel's ignorance is as blissfull as his most recent Jackpot.
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I thought it was well-known that Cricket is like baseball on valium. Lots and lots of valium.
LP's athletic interests are like a centenarian's obsession with bowel movements.
observing the failure of these quaint colonials to grasp the Tao of cricket is like watching a trapped fly that keeps bumping into the pane of glass an inch below the open window. the liberation of understanding is so close, and yet somehow remains unreachable. :smile:
MB is like the sweetest honey trap - regardless of the danger, no creature can resist her.
Weecallum is like Michelangelo's masterpiece the statue of David—a truly masculine work of art perfect in every way, and far better endowed.
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