Line up to tell me...

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  1. B_Nicodemous

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    to Fuck Off.

    Be inventive, silly, indignant, whatever.

    I will return in a week to check on the thread.:biggrin1:
     
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    Far *cough*.

    WTF?!?!?! Geez, you don't ask for much do you? Not only do we have to tell you to fuck off, but we have to line up for his majesty as well. What a fucking drama queen! Why can't you go and fuck your damn self off! :tongue: :biggrin1: :smile:
     
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    A week....yeah right hahaha you'll be back far sooner than that :tongue:
     
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    Doannoya, but seent yer poss arount here, n youss goot peeps, so....

    Poof, Begone
    Your breath is too strong
    No, wait, come back
    I got a Tic Tac
    I don't mean to be Mean,
    But you need some Listerine
    Not a sip, not a swallow
    But the Whole Damn Bottle!

    Wi' pitchers, een.
     

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    And here I've been saving up my fuck offs for Mondays. I can't keep up with your schedule changes so just fuck off once and for all ok?
     
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    Screweth thyself you smarmy little wart-licker.
    Nobody tells me to line up even for a good cause like if there was a chance at sex with Anthony Zerbe (in his younger days).

    Darn nuisance Nicodemous change his name (I think that's what he said:confused:) and now he's giving me orders:mad: I suppose next I'll have to pay taxes too.:mad:

    A week? A fucking week? Who the hell leaves me for a week?
     
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    Never! Why would I? :smile:
     
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    I can't. You are my Nico - and while I could easily tell your crappy phone to fuck off, I could not tell you to fuck off.

    So no. Come here and make me! :tongue:
     
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    LOL! Thank you! I will address you all later today.

    I must say Hickboy's "no" was the most inventive so far. On the surface it would seem to signify that he would do no such thing, but in telling me "no" he is basically saying"Fuck off" to the whole thread and therefore to me!

    Very sneaky Mr. Hickboy!
     
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    3825 U.... takes some thinking but when u figure it out ... its priceless
     
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    Ahem!!!!!! It's been 3 stinking days. ARe you on the time clock from Mercury again? I hate how slow those days are.
     
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    I was on Jupiter, but yes I have been on Merciry the past few days! Who told?!!!! lol

    I have been busy Mr. Hoss, but will tr later today...Terran time.:tongue:
     
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    In galaxy, far, far, very far away, not far enough for some. There lived a hermit, or hermitess, he or she lived by the golden rule, it was exactly 1 foot long. He, or she searched the galaxy with his/her *lightscope (*a telescope able to search at the speed of light), for the magical penis, which, when measured with the golden rule would be 1 foot long exactly. When, eventually the two combined, all the mysteries of life and creation would be answered. The search continued..........

    Ok, FTLS, Faster than light scope. Since telescopes operate at the speed light travels anyway... Thought I would correct it, cause there be some nit pickies on here :)


    I'm gonna read this in the morning and think.....What the fuck? :)

    Night. Be well, and look after that half the planet while we are sleeping.
     
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    Yep, What the fuck? :)
     
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