Lines about Patchos

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  1. D_Kaye Throttlebottom

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    Her amazing tits
    Her long cylindrical fat cock
    Her hoover-like mouth
    The never-ending climax of her g-spot
     
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    Doesn't her amazing personality and stunning sense of humour make her hot as fuck, mix in the things you mentioned and no contest, smoking and nasty ;-)
     
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I want her dick in my ass!!!
     
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    We all hang out with Patch
    she has a giant snatch
    we like to jump right in her twat
    her bush is like a welcome mat
     
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    Her bumgina-destroying abilities.
    Her cross-eyedness.
    Her big nipples on fat titties.
    Her shear hairiness.
     
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    she is australian
     
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    red light...
    Green light

    OOPS Patch went through the yellow light!:eek:

    who would have thought..
    Now suck her HUGH cock!!



    Lame I know..
    But, I tried!!
     
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    She motorboats the boobage
    Adores a good poopage.
    Hates the stadium rock and has a giant cock.
     
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    Hoover.... what model? i'm the cyclonic one. lol.
     
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    Isn`t one thread about Patchos more than enough?????:):):
     
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    We need more patchos threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Patchos is hot and her tits are great;
    she gets me so hard,
    so i masturbate.
    She's gotten plenty and big,
    so her vag is loose,
    but I love patchos
    and I'd still fill her puss.
     
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    Her intellectual side? :confused: :tongue:

    Once a joll-y swagman sat with his billabong,
    and put it in the shade of Patch's Coolabah tree...
    And he watched, as Patch stroked and waited for her billy to boil,
    Who'll come a waltzing with Patchos and meeeeeeeeeeeeee? :biggrin1:

    Down came a n00b to drink at Patch's waterhole,
    Up jumped SP and grabbed him with glee...
    And she sang as Patch snatched him, and hid him in her hidey-hole,
    Who'll come a waltzing with Patchos and me?
     
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    the cum on her lips
    the moistening of her slit
    The thrust of her hips
    bumgina-pounding .. rip.
     
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    She had a steak for lunch!!!!
    She went to pray for fogiveness!!!
     
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    Orly?!?
    Yarly!!!!
    Nowai!!!!
     
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    That darkest hour
    before dawn
    a result of
    Patchos' giant wang.
     
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