linguistics of being well endowed

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It would be interesting to learn how to say "I have a really big penis" or something like that in many world languages. Please write down how to say it in any languages you speak. Especially smaller languages would be great. I'll start.

English - I have a huge penis.
Spanish - Tengo pene enorme.
Hindi - Mera bahut bada lund hai.
French - J'ai une bite tres longue.
German - Ich habe ein sehr grosser Schwanz.
Portuguese - Eu tem um pau muito grande? I think I might have misspelled something in the Portuguese.