So there is this guy walking through the depths of Africa on safari when a tribe catches him. After taking him back to their camp the chief explains that he has 2 options. 1 they will kill him quick and eat him. Or 2 he must first pull out the sore tooth of the local top lion, and then must sleep with the daughter of the chief who is unbearable ugly. However if he is to take option 2 he is allowed to drink however much he needs. Clearly the man takes the 2nd option and after getting shit faces stumbles off to the cave to face the lion. After 5mins of roars and screaming the man walks out of the cave to the Tribe cheering that he has lived through the challenge. The man then looks at the chief and says "Rights, now wheres this Sheela with a sore tooth".