Little dicks should date petite chicks.

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  1. SouthernGirl

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    Ok, I just thought about this last night and I'm going to make a broad assumption that size is different among women too. I'm thinking if you have a man out there that is only 4inches, surely a really petite woman would have a complementary anatomy.

    I just had the WORSE SEX EVER. Dude was 4inches erect. The condom would start sliding during the riding session and every time I tighten my muscles. He could not stay inside me. Every time he went to stroke out the dick would fall out of my pussy. All he really could do was enter and jiggle (damn awful). Doggy was impossible. I have a big ass and thighs and he is short and has a fucking gut so that limits his ability to get in balls deep. I couldn't even throw my ass back because once again the lil bit of 2inches that was in me would pop right out.

    Now, I'm sitting here thinking to myself......
    You know you have a little dick. Why would you want to holla at an amazon? Did you think my pussy was the size of a mouse's ass hole?

    Keep in mind this man did lie to me! I asked him how big his dick was and he said 6.5 to 7 inches. I told him I like to be gag'ed and slapped in the face. You can't do any of that shit with 4 inches?!

    From now on, I'm going back to dick checks on the first date.
     
  2. SouthernGirl

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    ARGGGGGG! I'm going to exploded if I don't get a dick in my mouth soon!
    Its been a long while since I'm had a long thick dick. I want to be beat in the face with some dick! DAMN!
     
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    This could get interesting. I look forward to reading the responses...
     
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    Just as you can't tell a man's penis size from his stature, it is an unfounded assumption that petite women have small vaginas and small vaginas only belong to petite women.

    The last part of the OP deserves the "double standard" check. I have a feeling that a man requiring a "tight pussy check" on the first date would be vilified mercilessly by the female membership here.
     
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    =o_O=
    :popcorn: Might be best to sit this one out for a little bit longer. But I am a problem solver....

    Get a look at Thinkgeek.com's "Personal soundtrack T-shirt". It allows one to sample and then playback "Music and sounds to fit their life". Once obtained, upload a short sound loop from "Short Dick Men" and activate at next gathering. Laves no question as to your desires. :D

    Leave it to me to never do the sensible thing....
     
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    Come on up here sounds like fun!!

    WR

     
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    Your cunt looks pretty small to me.
     
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    please don't exploded! i am sure someone on here is in birmingham and come over and help out!! anyone????
     
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    Im in Bham. Where at in Bham.
    Got a 7" thick one. Im rough too :)
     
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    There is NO correlation, the woman and only woman that I literally could not tell I was inside of, kept thinking I was missing and sliding under it was 5'1" and the tightest, really push to get inside tight, one that I bottomed out in like crazy was 5'9"
     
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    They should date some1 they like
     
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    You know, you might have had an argument if you had handled it differently. The moment you figured out that he had lied about his penis, you should have called it a night. Lying is lying, and that brings up a host of other issues that need to be resolved before swapping fluids. Yet, you fucked him anyway. You have no one to blame but yourself, and your inadequate communication/vetting skills that got you into this situation in the first place. It's not like you didn't see the dick before he put it in.

    I hope you are trolling, because if you're serious, well...
     
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    A man lied about the size of his penis?! Who ever heard of such a thing?

    Seriously though. It sounds like this guy was pretty bad, but look at it from his position; he has a small cock which he can't feel good about, and as soon as he gets the opportunity to put it to use with an "amazon" all she gives him is grief. I feel kinda bad for him even if his performance did disappoint. It sounds like you did talk to him about what you wanted, but did you didn't consider what he was able to do.

    Just because you tell the waiter that you want foie gras and champagne doesn't mean the line cook at Denny's can produce it for you. Order a burger and be happy, or eat somewhere else.
     
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    Sucks you had bad sex. It's never good when it's bad.;) aside from that there is no correlation with tallness/ bigness with vagina size. So how about we just say, if he is not hung like a horse than you won't fuck him.
    I'm not patronizing you, I feel the same way. Little guys just don't usually do it for me, fortunately I haven't had bed sex in some time.
     
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    I agree with what everyone else has said. If you figured out it waasn't working for you then you should have just called it a night. It is no fault of his the size he is and if that's not your cup of tea you shouldn't fault him for it or try to dictate whom he should date. I've personally had horrible sex with a man who was well below average and I didn't say he should only date women with lil vaginas that can be filled completely by his penis. I politely told him that he was nice/great etc but the chemistry just wasn't there. He thanked me for being honest and for not just writing him off like it never happened. Everyone has feelings and those feelings should be considered equally.
     
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    Plus, it really wouldn't be fair to the petite girls!
     
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    My hubby has an old saying.

    'Big woman, little hole. Little woman, all hole".

    Anybody want to help beat him up with me?
     
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    Sorry for my manic outburst. It's been so long since I've been beat down I feel I'm about to have a panic attack everytime I think of sex.

    I did not tell him anything about him being so little. The only reason I went ahead and had sex with him was because (get ready for it....) of that bullshit I read in Cosmo magazine about what postions to use when a man has a small penis. I though that maybe....just maybe it would work.

    It did not. Then I was looking forward to at least cumming one time when he ate my pussy...that did not happen because he don't know how to do that. Once again I took cues out of Cosmo and decided to speak up and direct him and he couldn't do that right. He just licked around my labia majora (WTF). I keep grabing his head trying to grind my clit on his tongue and all he did to tap it with the tip of his tongue. I knew I was not funny flavored because he kept his fingers in my pussy and was sucking the juice off of them. SUCK IT OUT THE PUSSY MAN! WTF! I don't understand. As much porn as he watches he must know how to eat pussy. I've never ate pussy before but I bet I know how. Of course I faked enjoying myself. I would never make someone feel bad.
     
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    Sounds like you did everything right except that part where you faked enjoying yourself. If you're not feeling it you gotta just say so. He won't get better if he thinks he's doing a good job as-is...
     
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    The sex part I faked. He knows the oral was not up to par.
     
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