Little Johnny knows

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At School, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. he goes home and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at the front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."

The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms and says,"Then come here and give your real father a big hug."

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that was great lol I used to think I had diff father but look to much like the rest of my brothers guess I am happy I know who dad is even though for the first 20 years never seemed like a father always work and no play and I was last of six kids so I got the crap left overs sometimes yet always had never went without guess should quit my bitchen and be happy lol great story