Little Johnny

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Little Johnny and classmates are asked to bring an edible item to the classroom...
"So, Mary, what did you bring today?", the teacher asks.

"An apple. We love apples at home."

"Great, what about you, Annie?"

"I brought a PB & Jelly sandwich. It's so yummy!"

"Everybody loves those... and you, what did you bring today?"

Little Johnny opens his backpack and grabs a light bulb.

"Johnny, why did you bring a light bulb? That's not an edible item..." says the teacher.

"Well, not in your home. But yesterday night I heard my dad tell my mom 'turn the light off. Now you're going to swallow it.'"
 
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