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So, I’m renting out my house. Good economic move; house will pay for itself, pay off debt, have extra cash.


I will be moving back with my parents - another benefit; homemade cooking, laundry and all the trimmings.


However, do not know how I will handle my toys. I can take the small pocket pussies/artificial vaginas, but do not know what to do about the big one (Fuck me Silly Mega Masturbator). Its really not that easy to hide in the moving, probably I can discretely hide it and sneak it in, but may be rather a challenge to keep it discrete afterwards. I do not know what to do. I mean, I do not want to throw it out, its a beautiful, very useful piece, but do not know if I can risk having it there. Help (thoughts, suggestions, advice).
 
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I would say get a rather large roller suitcase (preferably hard) and keep your items in it and put a combination lock on it. It can always be stuffed in the back of a closet without looking out of place. Most people have luggage but incase you are worried about someone snooping around keep it locked up.
 

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You might be surprised in that your family doesn't really care.

I remember when I was a young adult, my friend gave me a nudie magazine, and I was petrified. Eventually I came clean to my mother about having it, and it was no bid deal. We even looked at it together and had some hilarious conversations.
 
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A suitcase or duffel bag that can be locked is the easiest solution. If the collection is small you could use a locking briefcase.
You might also take the suitcase or box to a friends house for safe keeping. I have a friend who keeps his stuff at his fwb’s house.
Renting a storage locker is another solution.
 

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So, I’m renting out my house. Good economic move; house will pay for itself, pay off debt, have extra cash.

I will be moving back with my parents - another benefit; homemade cooking, laundry and all the trimmings.

However, do not know how I will handle my toys. I can take the small pocket pussies/artificial vaginas, but do not know what to do about the big one (Fuck me Silly Mega Masturbator). Its really not that easy to hide in the moving, probably I can discretely hide it and sneak it in, but may be rather a challenge to keep it discrete afterwards. I do not know what to do. I mean, I do not want to throw it out, its a beautiful, very useful piece, but do not know if I can risk having it there. Help (thoughts, suggestions, advice).
Your mother's going to do your laundry? You deserve to be embarrassed!
 
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Your mother's going to do your laundry? You deserve to be embarrassed!

Really? I no not understand this white, Anglo-Saxon mentality. So it is expected to use up, twice the energy, twice the water, twice the soap, twice the time, twice the energy and resources, for two half-loads that can be combined into one?
 
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Now, who's the racist? What on earth does that have to do with the size of the laundry load. You don't have enough clothes to last for a full load? Then why do you have a washing machine? ...and how is a half load using twice the water, twice the energy, twice the soap and twice the time? You should re-calculate what a half load is and does.
 
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Now, who's the racist? What on earth does that have to do with the size of the laundry load. You don't have enough clothes to last for a full load? Then why do you have a washing machine? ...and how is a half load using twice the water, twice the energy, twice the soap and twice the time? You should re-calculate what a half load is and does.

Has nothing to do with race, its cultural. Its just a matter of economy in time, money, and expenses and being practicle. Like if I’m going to boil one egg it will take the same amount of time energy etc. if I will just put three eggs for everybody why I have everybody boiler their own egg? So if one load of laundry will be washed, Why not put three or four extra pieces of clothing instead of having another person do another load for it?
 

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So, I’m renting out my house. Good economic move; house will pay for itself, pay off debt, have extra cash.


I will be moving back with my parents - another benefit; homemade cooking, laundry and all the trimmings.


However, do not know how I will handle my toys. I can take the small pocket pussies/artificial vaginas, but do not know what to do about the big one (Fuck me Silly Mega Masturbator). Its really not that easy to hide in the moving, probably I can discretely hide it and sneak it in, but may be rather a challenge to keep it discrete afterwards. I do not know what to do. I mean, I do not want to throw it out, its a beautiful, very useful piece, but do not know if I can risk having it there. Help (thoughts, suggestions, advice).
So I had to google the maturbator you mentioned... Wow! Which one do you have? pipedream-fuck-me-silly-mega-masturbators-1.jpg
I'd hate to throw it away too!
 
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Has nothing to do with race, its cultural. Its just a matter of economy in time, money, and expenses and being practicle. Like if I’m going to boil one egg it will take the same amount of time energy etc. if I will just put three eggs for everybody why I have everybody boiler their own egg? So if one load of laundry will be washed, Why not put three or four extra pieces of clothing instead of having another person do another load for it?

Well, speaking purely of the physics of the matter, no, boiling three eggs does not consume the same amount of energy as boiling just one. The difference may be small and maybe even meaningless, but real nonetheless. :)
 
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Well, speaking purely of the physics of the matter, no, boiling three eggs does not consume the same amount of energy as boiling just one. The difference may be small and maybe even meaningless, but real nonetheless. :)
But it would still be less and more practical than having each one boil their own eggseparately
 
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Do you have to drag that out to the yard and hose it off after using it? I agree it would be difficult to hide, but using and cleaning has to be a chore as well.

Lol. It can be a bit if a hassle. Fortunately my bedroom has direct access to bathroom