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What are some comments about your dick you have heard in the locker room? Or I guess, have you even commented on another guy's equipment?

I have heard many comments about my dick over the years. Some to me, some about me. I always take it as a complement and as guys just being guys. I don't think it's one of those things you have overthink.
 

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I have seen guys eyes get big when they see my dick other comments along the lines of "shit" "damn" "fuck" at different times I've seen guys just stand there and stare until I got embarrassed LMAO
 

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I had a guy in the showers say "damn dude, making me look bad over here."

The other day there were a couple of college guys in the shower with me and one of them said to his friend "that dude is packing." It was funny because we were the only 3 in there and they were only a few feet away. His buddy turned and looked at me and gave a little smirk and head nod.
 

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Back when I had to use locker room showers I had the common comments of "Oh My God!" "Holy Shit!" "Geezus Christ" and then there were questions like, "What made your genitals get that big?" and "Did a hormone disorder do that to you?"

A guy noticed I had caught him staring. He acknowledged it by pointing at my penis and asking, "Do you need help carrying that?" I told him I've been managing to do it on my own.

While naked, I tried to walk without waddling. When naked and walking to the shower at home, without supportive underwear, I either have to waddle or hold my genitals up off my legs with my left hand as I walk. One day I absentmindedly reached down and used my hand to support my genitals. Someone saw me and loudly announced, "Oh my god, check it out, Bigwang's junk is so big he has to carry it by hand!" and there was laughter. Then the guys joked by cupping their hand under their 'junk' and waddling around the locker room, mocking me.

The was a guy who was an employee of the building maintenance department who for some reason would occasionally use the showers right before or right after our time. He was a big guy about 6'5" built like a football linebacker. Sometimes he would be getting out just as we were arriving. He didn't get a good look at me. One day I was exiting the shower, going into the locker area. Suddenly there was a weird god-awful vocal-like sound. I guess it would be described as like a high-pitched groan, or a low-pitch squeal. Everyone looked in the direction the sound seemed to come from. It was the big guy. He was staring at my crotch, bug-eyed. He looked up at my face, pointed at my genitalia, and screeched, "Dude!.. What the hell!.. Why made your junk get that big?!" I answered like I do with anybody else, I said, "Genetics." As he finished getting together his stuff he kept glancing over at me. He rushed out of the place, and we never saw him in the shower room again.
 

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Back when I had to use locker room showers I had the common comments of "Oh My God!" "Holy Shit!" "Geezus Christ" and then there were questions like, "What made your genitals get that big?" and "Did a hormone disorder do that to you?"

A guy noticed I had caught him staring. He acknowledged it by pointing at my penis and asking, "Do you need help carrying that?" I told him I've been managing to do it on my own.

While naked, I tried to walk without waddling. When naked and walking to the shower at home, without supportive underwear, I either have to waddle or hold my genitals up off my legs with my left hand as I walk. One day I absentmindedly reached down and used my hand to support my genitals. Someone saw me and loudly announced, "Oh my god, check it out, Bigwang's junk is so big he has to carry it by hand!" and there was laughter. Then the guys joked by cupping their hand under their 'junk' and waddling around the locker room, mocking me.

The was a guy who was an employee of the building maintenance department who for some reason would occasionally use the showers right before or right after our time. He was a big guy about 6'5" built like a football linebacker. Sometimes he would be getting out just as we were arriving. He didn't get a good look at me. One day I was exiting the shower, going into the locker area. Suddenly there was a weird god-awful vocal-like sound. I guess it would be described as like a high-pitched groan, or a low-pitch squeal. Everyone looked in the direction the sound seemed to come from. It was the big guy. He was staring at my crotch, bug-eyed. He looked up at my face, pointed at my genitalia, and screeched, "Dude!.. What the hell!.. Why made your junk get that big?!" I answered like I do with anybody else, I said, "Genetics." As he finished getting together his stuff he kept glancing over at me. He rushed out of the place, and we never saw him in the shower room again.

Exactly why I only go to my gym(s)...(I am a member of two...one membership is a benefit provided by my firm, the other I have had for decades so I keep it current)...in the middle of the night (after two AM...the shift that gets off work at 11PM has come and gone by then...and the folks who "hit the gym" before work at about 5AM have not arrived as I am gone by 3:30AM only on certain nights of the week...the "slow" nights. Usually, I and the gym attendant at the desk are the only two people there.

And I rarely use the locker rooms for anything....just keep my "stuff" in a small gym bag near me. And, over the years, I have built up a "home gym" that has nearly all the machines I would ever use, so except for a few weight stations/machines I have yet to acquire for my home I really do not "need" a gym membership at all.

And yes, the police...and mall "security" over the years...have intruded in to my life. That is why I shop so much online, and for those items I absolutely must go to a store for...in a mall or strip mall or shopping area...I go about 20-15 minutes before closing on a Mon-Wed nights. Usually only the clerks and myself. I go grocery shopping on Sunday night/Monday morning about 12:30AM...the stores close at 1AM. Sometimes on Tues or Wed nights/mornings at the same time.

And I too waddle when I walk unless I pick myself up and cradle and carry myself around. Which is why I do not go to the locker rooms of a gym and change/become nude...even in the middle of the night.
 

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My own father told me I was “hung like a horse” when he purposely invaded my privacy in the shower and caught me in the throes of masturbation.
He purposely invaded? Seems wrong, altho I can certainly understand a dad wanting just to check that his son is on track sexually and beating off whenever possible.
 
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I have seen guys eyes get big when they see my dick other comments along the lines of "shit" "damn" "fuck" at different times I've seen guys just stand there and stare until I got embarrassed LMAO
Lol … I’ll have the same expresión as the doggy in your avatar pic , if i see you naked at the gym’s locker room …... huh !!!! :eek: and :yum
 

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Today I was walking back to my locker when I passed two much younger guys. When I got to my locker around the corner I heard one of them say "Damn, old dude." The other then said "Demoralizing." To which the first guy said "I feel owned."

Since the were both in much better shape than me, I am guessing that they commenting on the fact that my cock was probably hanging close to the length of theirs combined.
 

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Today I was walking back to my locker when I passed two much younger guys. When I got to my locker around the corner I heard one of them say "Damn, old dude." The other then said "Demoralizing." To which the first guy said "I feel owned."

Since the were both in much better shape than me, I am guessing that they commenting on the fact that my cock was probably hanging close to the length of theirs combined.
And don't you wish you could have just talked with them comfortably and openly about it? Imagine a world where men did that; there'd be FAR fewer problems, I beleive
 
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Today I was walking back to my locker when I passed two much younger guys. When I got to my locker around the corner I heard one of them say "Damn, old dude." The other then said "Demoralizing." To which the first guy said "I feel owned."

Since the were both in much better shape than me, I am guessing that they commenting on the fact that my cock was probably hanging close to the length of theirs combined.

Yeah, I remember back when my penis was only slightly larger than average. I was always hearing guys saying, "Aw, man, I wish I had a dick that big!", "Aw, man, it must be great to have a big dick like that.", "Life is unfair, I want a big dick too.", I was referred to as "That lucky S.O.B!" on top of the teasing and jokes.
I got negative attention with comments like, "You probably think you're hot stuff because you got that big dick." and "You probably think you're better than us because of that big dick you got." There was some outright hatred of me by some guys.

There came a point when the jealousy started subsiding, and then stopped, because the Localized Genetic Gigantism was making my genitalia continue to increase more and more in size. I don't think many guys are jealous of my disturbingly enormous penis and testicles. Women actually feel sorry for me.
 
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Yeah, I remember back when my penis was only slightly larger than average. I was always hearing guys saying, "Aw, man, I wish I had a dick that big!", "Aw, man, it must be great to have a big dick like that.", "Life is unfair, I want a big dick too.", I was referred to as "That lucky S.O.B!" on top of the teasing and jokes.
I got negative attention with comments like, "You probably think you're hot stuff because you got that big dick." and "You probably think you're better than us because of that big dick you got." There was some outright hatred of me by some guys.

There came a point when the jealousy started subsiding, and then stopped, because the Localized Genetic Gigantism was making my genitalia continue to increase more and more in size. I don't think many guys are jealous of my disturbingly enormous penis and testicles. Women actually feel sorry for me.
I would feel sorry for you bud… congrats … is nice to be above average ! :imp:
 

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A few real life examples that I remember:

During swim practice while in HS:
1. "What is that disckster!?" - a new teammate when we took off our speedos and saw me nude for the first time in the shower.
2. "Look, <my name> has a big "gun"!" - two other teammates talking to each other, while changing after practice.
3. "Watch out so it doesn't pop out out of your speedo!" - from a teammate when he noticed that I had an erection in my speedo by the pool. Hopefully i had the strings of my speedo tied tightly so my penis wouldn't pop out.
4. "Dude, your penis is fat! (laughter)" - from the teammate on the opposite shower, when I accidentally got an erection while showering after practice.

At the beach in another country:
1. "Look what an eggplant that guy has in his speedo! - two younger guys between each other, commenting on me at the beach, while presuming I wouldn't understand their language.
 
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Immediately and permanently nicknamed ‘Elephant Boy’ by a college senior when I was a freshman on swim team. Compliment, I guess…but try having it shouted at you walking down the street out of open dorm windows or passing cars. Lol.
 
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Immediately and permanently nicknamed ‘Elephant Boy’ by a college senior when I was a freshman on swim team. Compliment, I guess…but try having it shouted at you walking down the street out of open dorm windows or passing cars. Lol.
I'd be happy to try that.