lockerroom pet peeves

[iio]

To sum it up I think what we are talking about is bad locker room ettiquette. you have rude people outside who spit, slobber when they eat and various other form of rude behaviors. the problem is that they dont think it's rude and continue to do it. this would explain why the would bring it into the locker room. it's just an extension of who they are.

they dont know better. so if they know better, hopefully they will do better. that's why we start be educating our friends on what is proper. while we cant force people to be decent we share the word and hopefully the can pick it up. it gets trickier w/ strangers.

i know, i know....you would think people would know better than to pee in a gym shower, shave public hairs over a sink, or creating an atomic bomb mushroom cloud due to baby powdering your genitals. but then i see people in public dig their nose or laying a big dump w/o flushing then i go "ahhhh it's you who comes to my gym."

if we don't politely and tactfully say something, bad history only repeat itself.

 

[Principessa]

I think it's time to take the warning labels off lawn mowers and let nature take care of the rest.

ROTFLMAO :biggrin1: :tongue: :biggrin1: Agreed!​

 

[deleted213967]

Ooopsss!

1. Guilty as charged: I blow-dry my whole body after toweling, which never completely dries you off. As most guys who follow that practice may tell you, it is not an exercise in styling your pubes, it is merely to keep the fungus off my crotch and feet. When you work out 4-5 times a week, it helps.

2. Now for MY pet peeve: pigs who show up at the gym late evening, change into their swim shorts, take a big stinky dump, and nonchalantly march barefoot from the stall directly to the jacuzzi to proudly contribute biohazards to the communal petri dish.

Flesh-eating bacteria anyone? Beats the hell out of seeing fluffed up pubic hair!

 

[PinkSteel]

I have to agree with Domisoldo on that one, but some of that other crap makes you guys sound like a bunch of girls.
I guess I'm guilty of some of it, I've spent enough time in a gym with friends and maybe it starts out of nervousness being nude together, but it's common to dry your goods while talking. I was at a gym for quite a few years where we showered, sauna-ed, then shaved nude. The beard is very soft and you get a nice clean shave. So sorry that I was nude with many others. Man o man what's happened to a locker room being a place where men are men and can feel at home around others of the same gender?

 

[crescendo69]

I haven't read every pet peeve here, but mine is the puddles of water left by those who come directly from the shower or pool to the locker area without drying off. I wind up stepping in them in my socks or tracking the water into my pants. I always try to have a towel near the shower to dry off some before approaching the lockers.

 

[deleted15807]

Ooopsss!

1. Guilty as charged: I blow-dry my whole body after toweling, which never completely dries you off. As most guys who follow that practice may tell you, it is not an exercise in styling your pubes, it is merely to keep the fungus off my crotch and feet. When you work out 4-5 times a week, it helps.

2. Now for MY pet peeve: pigs who show up at the gym late evening, change into their swim shorts, take a big stinky dump, and nonchalantly march barefoot from the stall directly to the jacuzzi to proudly contribute biohazards to the communal petri dish.

Flesh-eating bacteria anyone? Beats the hell out of seeing fluffed up pubic hair!

#2 is why I will NEVER get in that jacuzzi again. One time a nice little terd could be seen floating in it. It's a miracle the local health department hasn't banned those germ factories.

 

[kurt bishop]

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[501291]

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Whats your pet peeve with it? LOL Mine is everyone should have boned :biggrin1:

 

[jockmaestro]

My pet peeve is that there just isn't enough circle jerking going on in saunas these days.In my 20's there was a LOT.

 

[cssebek]

Are the towel dancers hiding their goods... Or are they denying you a privileged view? As being gay becomes more accepted the public awareness of it is also raised. Getting a thrill viewing packages on display at the gym is something I love, but I also realize some people will justifiably hide what they only share with someone close. It's the right of the individual to choose how much they share with the public. That counts for gay or straight, 'cause I've seen totally fit gay men do the towel dance too.

 

[MisterVIP]

Way to bring back a nearly 7 year old thread.

 

[cloverleaf]

The people who are bothered by what a locker room is, and try to turn it into something else. They bother me. It is not a place for people disgusted by naked bodies. And likewise it is not a place to go to find sex. It is a masculine place where naked is expected and allowed. It is not a heterosexual place nor a homosexual place. In my opinion, the price of admission is your own soft dick that you are not scared to expose. Erections don't belong in the locker room. If you cannot keep it down, you should keep out till you can.

 

[StuJr]

Pet peeves:
- guys hacking up a phlegm ball and spitting in the shower
- blowing your nose in the shower
- peeing in the shower
- washing your clothes in the shower
- squeezing into a tiny space with a bunch of guys near their lockers so you can get to "your favorite locker". Try a locker in the other empty 95% of the locker room.
- powdering your crotch, feet, body, etc. and leaving a pile of powder on the floor
- not drying off in the shower area, leaving puddles at your locker which I inevitably step in while in just socks
- shaving, brushing your teeth, etc while leaving the water running in the sink. We have a water shortage here.

Ok, maybe I sound high maintenance, lol...

 

[chadstallion]

Pet peeves:
- guys hacking up a phlegm ball and spitting in the shower
- blowing your nose in the shower
- peeing in the shower
- washing your clothes in the shower
- squeezing into a tiny space with a bunch of guys near their lockers so you can get to "your favorite locker". Try a locker in the other empty 95% of the locker room.
- powdering your crotch, feet, body, etc. and leaving a pile of powder on the floor
- not drying off in the shower area, leaving puddles at your locker which I inevitably step in while in just socks
- shaving, brushing your teeth, etc while leaving the water running in the sink. We have a water shortage here.

Ok, maybe I sound high maintenance, lol...

yes, you do!
just hit the gym, exercise, get cleaned up and leave. don't worry about the other guys.