Lol! What was this supposed to prove?

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  1. optimum

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    It truly is
     
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    What a pathetic measuring job. She started from the five and measured to the base. I think it's best to measure from base to head, and start with the zero.

    You got any more measuring photos or clips?
     
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    "Pay no attention to the average dick behind the measuring tape."
     
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    Ya think? Man, you are a genius!
     
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    It's like a word problem that we had back in high school.

    " A vapid woman measures a stumpy, ugly penis using a measuring tape. She starts at the 5 inch mark and ends at the 12 inch mark on the tape. How big is the guy's penis?"

    And the best part is the look of "OH MY GOD WHAT A HUGE HOG THIS IS" on her face.
     
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    I think it is supposed to prove that the person retouching the eyes on this photograph needs a bit more pratice.:confused::biggrin1:
     
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    Damn! That's some hideous eye shadow.
     
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    Amy Winehouse? Is that you?
     
  10. B_Monster

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    Thats Internet or lpsg.org inches :eek:
     
  11. optimum

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    I come across them on a regular basis, I just haven't saved any. I'll post more in this thread soon. They're always good for a laugh.
     
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    To me , all it proves is , that some women AND make up artists dont know how to put eye make up on.
     
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    Looks like a verry scary woman to me.:eek:
     
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    I dont think thats a woman, but then again i think all mainstream porn stars look like drag queens.
     
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    AHHAHAH!! What a dumb slut!
     
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    Its obvious 6.5+6.5=13 and yes its a lesson ; do not accept makeup advise or any other advise from Amy Winehouse. Drugs do not only affect your ability to put on makeup, it also makes you looks ability to use a measuretape.
     
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    I make that 6".

    Average.
     
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