Please can you explain something to me? I promise I am not being awkward or trying to cause trouble, I am genuinely curious.
I often see threads like this where guys who claim to be straight or, as in your case, 99% straight, but want to wank with a group of other guys, may I ask why? This is especially so in your case because you are asking to be covered in cum too, are you sure you're only 1% gay?