Hey Scottcock and Britishbottom, great idea to realight this.
How about arrivin 'en masse' at a public pool (Oasis in Bloomsbury?) with indecent bulging speedos, or doing our own 'mob' at a pak (Kennington?) wearing skin tight N2N runners for a 'jog'?...All those tightly bouncing bulges side by side, things would get dripping and messy in no time mmmmm - we can call it 'The Bulge Mob'