Long Dong Silver and related "freaks"--Real?

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cypher13: I never met or encountered John Holmes, but I have known many who did work with him on both sides of the cameras in the 1970s, the era of "porno chic." In the trade, it was well-known that he was 9.5 or so inches long. One "actress" who did work wih him told me that I was only an inch or so shorter than he was and much thicker, the best estimates of Holmes' circumference being about 5.5 or so. Thus, the relative thinness also enhanced the length, which publicists made to be as long as 15 inches. Al Goldstein claimed he was 12.5 inches long and a Playboy article of the time bills him as 13 inches, which was the figure I most often heard in the hype. He was also quite thin and lanky which enhances the look. In those days - and to an extent now, too - pornographers wanted the men to look emaciated, or so I thought. I don't have the bone structure or dietary habits for that lean and hungry look and so I would no longer be considered for such work, were I to seek it out.

Incidentally, rumor had it that when he became involved with drugs and had done so many films he was never again able to get fully hard and was rarely able to ejaculate inside a woman. This decline took place in a man who could, at one time, cum on a fifteen second cue - something I couldn't do consistently.

Finally, and especially toward the end, he was more liberally endowed with reputation than inches. Even before the HIV rumors, then the confirmation of the rumors, few wanted to work with him because he could be difficult and temperamental. The only reason he continued working after Wonderland is because he had a following of considerable commercial value to the producers. Basically Holmes was a big dick and nothing more. He was not very smart, he was not a good actor and, ultimately, he was not a nice person.

Someone else whom I knew, and actually saw, was the late Marc Stevens. Stevens primarily worked on the east coast, and it was inevitable that our paths would cross. He was billed as 10.5 inches, but he was hardly longer than I am and certainly not quite as thick (though, he was thicker than Holmes).

There were some others who come to mind, but the only ones I can think of at the moment are Butch Williams and Steve York. Butch was the black male half of that (then) controversial interracial Hustler pictorial of the mid 1970s. He was quite aroused at the time of the shoot and when fully erect did not become substantially harder or larger than he was in those photographs. I saw Butch perform live and he was maybe 4" soft and - I am being generous - a tad more than 9" aroused. There is a modified photograph from that shoot making its way around the Internet. He was not nearly as large as he appears there. Steve York primarily - or exclusively (?) - worked in gay porno and he was reputed to be 14" long and 9" around. Again, it ain't necessarily so. Steve is in the John Holmes class, but almost certainly nothing more than that.

We all know the sad fate of John Holmes; Marc Stevens, too, got into drugs and gay porno, contracted HIV from one or the other, or both, and died some years ago, a sad and broken man. I do not know what became of either Butch Williams or Steve York. Stevens was part of the circle that hovered around Mapplethorpe at the Chelsea Hotel and there are many Mapplethorpe photographs of Stevens.

In another thread - I think - someone mentioned a performer in Havana during the Batista era. He went by the name of "Superman" and he performed regularly at the notorious San Francisco brothel. He is mentioned - and more than once - in Graham Greene's "Our Man in Havana." He was, supposedly, 12" limp and unable to get his penis into women unless it was limp - though I can't imagine how that would be done. I tend to think he was large, but legends do have a way of enhancing things.

Someone else sometimes mentioned is "O. K. Freddy," who appeared as an extra in Abbott and Costello films and on the television show. I had occasion to talk with the recently deceased Anthony Caruso - strangely I was buying a car from him and this is how I met him - who appeared on the Abbott and Costello television show and we got to talking. I asked him if he knew Freddy. He said there was always someone on the set with that name, but he did not specifically recall any details about him. I think that if Freddy was really 13" limp and Abbott and Costello really made such a big deal of it on and off the set as, say, James Bacon claims, then Mr. Caruso would have at least remembered Freddy far better than he did.

Well, no one ever said that being a legend necessarily hurts one's reputation.

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Donk: [quote author=Pecker link=board=meetgreet;num=1052830199;start=20#21 date=11/11/03 at 14:11:39]Brought to the top of the list due to a similar topic by drambone.[/quote]

Wow, this thread is a blast from the past. If anyone has some new insights on the original question, I'd be interested to hear.
 
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drambone: I had the Electric Blue video with LDS, Texas Longhorn and Seka. These dicks appeared to me to be real. TL - with the Brit accent - slings his flaccid schlong over the nervous lady's shoulder and says "it's starting to leak", verbally annoucing precum which you can see if you look closely, so his cock was real without a doubt. Why they didn't get him to jerk off or do something with it is beyond me.
 
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Donk: [quote author=drambone link=board=meetgreet;num=1052830199;start=20#23 date=11/12/03 at 06:49:49] TL - with the Brit accent - slings his flaccid schlong over the nervous lady's shoulder and says "it's starting to leak", verbally annoucing precum which you can see if you look closely, so his cock was real without a doubt.
Yeah, that's the main part I remember seeing from that video. It was part of what convinced me it was real.
 

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You know those guys at Raunch-o- Rama videos really must not have thought the public was so naiv'e that we'd buy into those things, believing they were real, and authentic. When I saw the first time, you I admit I was like, Shit, that's an amazing cock!i], but as I watched more, and saw another guy with another  dick just like it, and alledgedly self-fucking himself with it, I said to myself, Hold it, that's getting a little(so to speak!) ridiculous. Then, then o then o then o then, in another video in the series, I saw a woman with a dick 18" long, and surrounded by those harnesses, and I was like, Awright this is a real test of my gullibility.


Among the ones whom people thought werent real was an actress in the video who'm I'd read about in some mag was a chick name of DIXIE DYNAMITE, and guys lemme tell you something, I thought her tits weren't real, but later on I rented another video with her in it, and the cover had her tits without a harness showing , and guys, the cover title said it all; literally, MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL!! :eek: :eek: ;)
 
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Donk: [quote author=MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK link=board=meetgreet;num=1052830199;start=20#25 date=11/13/03 at 07:02:43]You know those guys at Raunch-o- Rama videos really must not have thought the public was so naiv'e that we'd buy into those things, believing they were real, and authentic. b][/quote]

Just to keep the topic clear, the video series you are talking about was a totally separate thing from the original late 70s/early 80s videos featuring Long Dong Silver, Moby Dick, and Mr. MX.

The videos you are talking about were made at least 10 years later in the 90s and the fakeness in them is pretty obvious. I never watched any of those, but I have seen several ads and pictures from them. Aside from the fact that it's just unlikely that they would happen to find like a dozen guys with 18" dicks and get them on video (not to mention guys with 2 dicks, etc.), it's pretty clear if you look at them at all closely that the dicks are rubber. Plus the harnesses you mention.

I think many people who are skeptical about LDS and the other two are confusing them with the Raunch-o-rama 1990s obvious fakes. People who see the old videos tend to agree that they at least look very real. And that's part of why I think they are real--that is, if porn makers in the 90s did not have the technology or money to make realistic looking/acting fake penises, why would we think that someone could do it 10-15 years earlier? (Think about "Boogie Nights" too--big budget Hollywood film with a fake penis that didn't even have to do anything and it still looked fake).
 
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ish789: i think anything over 12 inches is impossible i mean i hardly believe 13 inches =/. But then again i have seen a video that claimed the guys were 15 and 23 inches, the 15 i could see wasnt fake but the 23 was so obvious it wasnt even funny. The outline was a huge lining on the base. Yes underage porn is bad but who cares not like im hurting anyone.



"if you notice it is impossible for someone to have anything that long, so why would u send me a message saying thats illegal. when obviously it was a lie. Now stop spaming with messages people i dont know."
 

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[quote author=ish789 link=board=meetgreet;num=1052830199;start=20#27 date=11/13/03 at 18:42:16]i think anything over 12 inches is impossible [/quote]

Well, dude, you're entitled to believe what you want, but some of us here can attest to the fact that a dick over 12" is, in fact, not an impossibility. The biggest cock I've seen surpassed that by over 2" and wasn't on a porn 'actor'.
 
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Donk: [quote author=DoubleMeatWhopper link=board=meetgreet;num=1052830199;start=20#28 date=11/13/03 at 21:18:12]

Well, dude, you're entitled to believe what you want, but some of us here can  attest to the fact that a dick over 12" is, in fact, not an impossibility. The biggest cock I've seen surpassed that by over 2" and wasn't on a porn 'actor'. [/quote]

I can attest to that too because, through a strange coincidence, I have seen the same 14" penis. ("Long" story short, the guy in question has a habit of displaying his endowment to strangers in airport restrooms.) That also happened to be the only penis I have ever seen in person that I know for a fact was longer than mine. I also find DMW's testimony about the two people who actually knew "Moby Dick" persuasive evidence that he was for real.
 
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drambone: Well, like I said above, Texas Longhorn's dick, as he said, did in fact being to precum in the "over the shoulder" scene - that cannot be faked. That cock is real.

I tend to be more skeptical about that of LDS in the scene with the Marilyn Monroe lookalike blonde in the sack - I mean, if he were really balling her, they would have filmed it, right?
 

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[quote author=Donk link=board=meetgreet;num=1052830199;start=20#26 date=11/13/03 at 18:09:02]

Just to keep the topic clear, the video series you are talking about was a totally separate thing from the original late 70s/early 80s videos featuring Long Dong Silver, Moby Dick, and Mr. MX.

The videos you are talking about were made at least 10 years later in the 90s and the fakeness in them is pretty obvious. I never watched any of those, but I have seen several ads and pictures from them. Aside from the fact that it's just unlikely that they would happen to find like a dozen guys with 18" dicks and get them on video (not to mention guys with 2 dicks, etc.), it's pretty clear if you look at them at all closely that the dicks are rubber. Plus the harnesses you mention.

I think many people who are skeptical about LDS and the other two are confusing them with the Raunch-o-rama 1990s obvious fakes.  People who see the old videos tend to agree that they at least look very real. And that's part of why I think they are real--that is, if porn makers in the 90s did not have the technology or money to make realistic looking/acting fake penises, why would we think that someone could do it 10-15 years earlier? (Think about "Boogie Nights" too--big budget Hollywood film with a fake penis that didn't even have to do anything and it still looked fake).[/quote]
First and foremost, DONK, I am quite lucidly aware of the topic at hand, and have no desire to stray from it.
However, my previous post was not to mistake one LDS to another, but to give an insight of how LONG DONG SILVER is real and how LONGDANSILVER is not, as well as copycats in the Raunch O Rama . I have seen actual footage of LONG DONG SILVER sans any kind harness, and will attest to the authenticity.
 
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drambone: I agree with you Massive. What you said was quite plain to me. Both TL and LDongS appear to be real in that video: no harnesses and so on. In a later scene where Long Dong is dancing nude at some dopey disco, you can see for yourself that that cock appears authentic. And it is indeed the same cock that was featured in the skin mag that is mentioned above...Without a doubt, the biggest penis on video - ever.
 
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tapster: Donk, I agree with you both historically (discovering other huge ones) and that these are real.
 
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Donk: [quote author=MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK link=board=meetgreet;num=1052830199;start=20#31 date=11/14/03 at 08:28:07]
First and foremost, DONK, I am quite lucidly aware of the topic at hand, and have no desire to stray from it.
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My post was intended more for the benefit of other readers to avoid any possible confusion. I think you and I are on the same page here, Chuck.
 
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riccinno: I have the video of Moby and LDongS and they both are for real as far as I can tell. Mine was from Valentine Video whick I dont think exists. I also have a magazine interview with a few bits of information on Moby. The British accent you hear is clearly from the photographer and not Moby. Moby seems thicker LDongS seems longer. I would have liked to have ordered the one with Mr MX. I do have the magazine spread still.
 

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[quote author=drambone link=board=meetgreet;num=1052830199;start=20#30 date=11/14/03 at 06:42:48]I tend to be more skeptical about that of LDS in the scene with the Marilyn Monroe lookalike blonde in the sack - I mean, if he were really balling her, they would have filmed it, right?[/quote]

Easily explained if second-hand rumours are true. People who know LDS have told me that though his cock is prodigious in size, it is minimally functional. He cannot attain any semblance of an erection.
 
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Donk: [quote author=RoysToy link=board=meetgreet;num=1052830199;start=20#37 date=11/16/03 at 13:07:08]What a shame.  Doesn't that just make you more thankful for your functional and certainly in the large classification to boot, Whopper?

Luke[/quote]

I know I am.

My thought is that for guys like these three their size is large enough that it must really affect their lives in meaningful ways. Many of us have probably heard FAQ's about our size--Does that thing even get hard? Can you even have sex with it? How can you fit it in your pants? The basic answer is that we generally function quite "normally," with some minor adjustments, and generally manage just fine. But if I really had a penis that literally hung to my knees in the flaccid state, I think my answers would be different.

Words like "handicap" or "deformity" are probably too strong. But I would think that endowments like these really must be something to deal with on a daily basis. In addition to affecting everyday things like dressing and bathroom activities, it has probably had a meaningful effect on their relationships and career paths. It's really one of those "There but for the grace of God go I" kinda things.
 
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jerzeythug2: Does anyone have screen captures of these videos? Where I am there are minimal adult stores and they sell only new releases. I wonder what ever happened to LDS and these other guys. Any more info? And where do we post pics at on this site?