1811: Just found mine out yesterday Yea its a bitch sometimes - it seems to get in the way of everything constantly if I'm not going out of my way to make it appear less obvious. But at a concert yesterday in Foxboro none of that mattered. It was PACKED in most sections including ours, everyone was having a good time. Drinking water/soda all day to keep cool (this concert was 8+ hours in a 60,000 seat stadium,plus the "pit," in 85-90 degree weather), I had a sudden emergency on my hands. I had to piss, like NOW, in the middle of a Linkin Park song. This type of thing usually doesn't happen to me, and I wasn't prepared to manuver in front of a row of people dancing hard to the music with an overfilled bladder. Luckily we were at the top of our section, so there were no seats behind us, just sheetmetal/cement barrier. So I sat down, pulled up my shorts a bit, and drained into a cup I used earlier for soda. Happily, the 'crowd lights' didn't come on, I sealed it up (removed the straw too) and carried it to the trash after Linkin finished thier set. So besides the oft-mentioned 'shower' aspect, are there really any other situations where its advantageous to have a long flaccid penis?