Long flaccid advantage - whats yours?

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thatjigga: Pissing in a bottlle is quite difficult for the same reasons Dee said...that reminds me...

One time when I was still in high school (God I feel old now at only 18!) we were in the middle of the play and me and another lead character had to go piss...Like I said in a previous post, most of the people at my school were pretty much endowed, not that everyone knew, but you knew most of the ones who were 'cause they flaunted it (unlike me)...well there are two bottles in the back and he takes an Apple Juice Bottle and pisses then when he's finished, gives me the 2-liter bottle (assuming I was smaller or somethin' I guess...LOL ).
Well needless to say I ended up just walking around the building, but couldn't even pee there 'cause the Ass. Principal (heheheh... Ass Principal... ) came around and was watching so I ended up going around to get inside the building to go pee. Tha actors at my school were really good at impromptu and ad-lib acting and stalled me JUST enough time to get back on stage...heheheh...I never looked at that story as funny before today tho'. I was quite pissed at my dilemna when it happened...

 

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Longhornjok: [quote author=ceg1526 link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=0#14 date=07/23/03 at 17:49:06]
Homer Simpson pisses hands free too.
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No wonder Marge has stayed with him all this time.

 

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HungRebel: Yep, using the bathroom is the most advantageous thing for me Unzip, whip it out, and be done with it

I will tell you, however, that i was at a definate advantage over my opponent when streaking thru the girls locker room in high school

 

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hard2hide: The best thing about a long cock is the ability to pull it out the leg of my shorts to take a piss. There is no need to unzip, just reach up the pants leg and pull it out.

 

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thingsteal: Being able to whip it out over the kitchen countertop and into the sink so I can easily pee when the wife is occupying the bathroom.

 

[Pecker]

I've done that too, thingsteal, but I'm always sure to hide the meat cleaver first.

 

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Donk: [quote author=thingsteal link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=20#24 date=08/02/03 at 13:58:52]Being able to whip it out over the kitchen countertop and into the sink so I can easily pee when the wife is occupying the bathroom.[/quote]

Sorry, but that's just kinda gross. (Note to self: Never eat anything prepared in thingsteal's kitchen! )

 

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Longhornjok: [quote author=Donk link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=20#26 date=08/02/03 at 16:07:34]Sorry, but that's just kinda gross. (Note to self: Never eat anything prepared in thingsteal's kitchen!  )[/quote]
Yeah, not to mention risky if you aren't paying attention to that garbage disposal switch!

 

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fearghus8: [quote author=1811 link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=0#7 date=07/08/03 at 07:44:14]"That's just my theory. I don't have personal experience with it and I've never had the nerve to ask one of those guys if they are doing that because of a short penis "


...  or, a 'normal' one!  [/quote]

Well, I can't just flop it out and put my hands on my hips because my cock would certainly touch the urinal so I have to kinda lift it while urinating.

 

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Donk: [quote author=fearghus8 link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=20#28 date=08/09/03 at 11:40:14]
Well, I can't just flop it out and put my hands on my hips because my cock would certainly touch the urinal so I have to kinda lift it while urinating.[/quote]

Interesting. I take it you either have a very long penis, very short legs, or live in an area with very high urinals, or some combination of those things.

I am short in height (5'5") and I have had this issue with a few urinals that were mounted especially high. With some, I would really drape over the rim if I used my normal hands-free method. I have even run into a couple that were so high I had to hold my penis up and over--like a periscope! Good thing it was long enough. I wondered what a short guy with a normal sized dick would have to do in that situation.

At the other extreme, I used a urinal at a BBQ joint in Texas that was mounted very low to the floor. It had a sign above it reading "For children and real Texans." If I had to pick my favorite urinal, that would be it.

 

[B_RoysToy]

I'm fascinated by the PA, man. You mention that the advantages outweigh the one disadvantage of having to hold your prize as you urinate.

Plz list some advantages, my friend. My interest ed whetted, big time!

 

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hard2hide: Having a long flaccid cock lets me enjoy the way it swings and flops around in dress pants, Dockers and cords. Feeling the cock and balls smacking my thigh when walking is a great sensation.

Jeans hold everything snugly in place, but looser fitting pants allow movement.

 

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spork: When I'm wearing shorts, instead of pulling the waistband and underwear down to pee, I can just push one leg up and sneak it out the bottom. ;D

 

[B_RoysToy]

When I was quite young, I always preferred my Grandmother going with me to pee, coz she shook it more times than my Mother did! Even at 3-4, I was plenty 'long' to shake and get pleasure from having someone's hand on it. It was natural, then, for me to begin to find that my fingers, working up and down on it, also, gave enjoyment.

Today, the fucker has passed the fingers stage and requires a wrapped around fist to produce. Just look at what my GM and Mother started!

 

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feared: when i do no-hands, i prefer to pull my dick and balls out and let them hang over my boxers, as my balls act as a cushion for my dick and it helps to aim it further out into the urinal. i also have a laptop that has a neck-strap, and it holds it quite well just at the top of my stomach, so i can just whip it out and continue what i was doing on the pc.

it also comes in handy when you're dickslapping drunk people, you dont have to get up close to do it!

 

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BIGBOYDAVE: Well this is an interesting topic.
I think I have tried it all.
For me the best method is undoinbg the belt and button and puling down the zipper and spreading the flaps of my pants or shorts then lifting out all the equipment holding on to my penis and pulling back the foreskin to expose the head then let it flow while still holding the shaft high . Anything else results in a mess of splashing.
If I'm in a shy mode I stand closer to the urinal.
I usually go to the lower urinals designed for kids as that way I don't have to stand on my toes to avoid touching the urinal.
I can never sit and pee as the balls always end up in the water or hitting the cold porclin.

 

[B_RoysToy]

You bring up an interesting point, BIGBOYDAVE. The statement at the end of your msg. re. not being able to sit to pee because your balls drop into the water reminds me of this from the past.

When we were building our house in a small town where everybody knew everybody, I was concerned about not getting a commode with a deep enough drop from the seat to the water level to keep my dick head from getting 'damp'.

The particular one I wanted had to be ordered, and there was no way of knowing if it would be one acceptable without having it to test.

I got the merchant to agree to returning it, if, after it came in and I tested it, I found the bowl's water level too high.

It came in, after installation I tested it and my dick head stayed out of the water, so I told the 'friendly'merchant I would keep it.

It seemed my trusty merchant didn't keep his mouth shut regarding this order. Even the guys in the barber shop often had a few words to say about my dick must be a long one!

I do know that one of the barbers was hung even more than me, so I usually looked at him when any conversation was started about size of manhoods. His smiles and crotch glances made me think he understood.

 

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JeffS: A lot of guys are mentioning that they can pee without holding their dick to aim. My dick is average size soft and I can do that too...I don't think it has anything to with being bigger than average. Actually Id think it would be harder to do it if you were larger than average because you would hang down more and run the risk of peeing directly on your pants.

 

[B_RoysToy]

In the previous msg you mentioned that your dick is an average size soft. I've searched your profile and all the msgs you've sent, but haven't found any sizes mentioned, either soft or hard.

Comon, buddy, let us know your hard vs. your soft. The percentage of enlargement will be interesting.

Thx, Luke

 

[B_Jeremy]

[quote author=feared link=board=clothing;num=1057604874;start=20#34 date=08/22/03 at 18:38:06]it also comes in handy when you're dickslapping drunk people, you dont have to get up close to do it!

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hahhahahahaha.. hellllllll yeah! Ditto to that!