Hey. What's with you guys? The real advantages (and hassles) of hanging large soft have nothing to do with pissing. No offense.
I'm a little weird, maybe, but I'm almost as long soft as I am hard.
I'm definitely in the 'very-large-but-not-ginormous' category when hard, it's my soft size that gets the most attention.
If I'm in the mood, it's no problem to do a little 'adjusting' so as to get quite a lot of attention if I want. I suppose some people looking at me assume I must be freaking huge when erect, which doesn't bother me.
When some cute woman or guy actually sees me hard, I'm more than respectable, so a little deceptive 'advertizing' ahead of time never causes me problems.
The problem comes when I WANT to hide it. Have to watch what I'm wearing, etc.