Long Flaccid Disadvantage - What's Yours?

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  1. Imported

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    11.5: So what are my horsehung bros' disadvantages to being very long flaccid. I hang 7.5" soft and have very low hangers too. Looks kind of obscene on my thin short frame. I always get lots of stares, bulge way too much etc. Any thoughts?

    eleven :-/
     
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    huge_cock_have_pic: Obviously the bulge. Can be a great thing in a bar or club but working as a lawyer and the whole political correctness thing can make it a liability.

    the other thing for me was athletics, hard to strap it down good enough to feel as though it wont fall out of place, especially when playing soccer or wearing baseball pants.
     
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    11.5: Yeah I need alot of support when doing anything athletic. My nuts tend to fly and flop all over the place.

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    Underwear. Specifically, getting a jockstrap. Swimwear's another major problem. Also, I suppose if I were naked in Antarctica, I'd get frostbite. LOL
     
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    Definitely sitting on the toilet.

    Definitely.

    Pecker

    (She must be Egyptian. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut! Tut!")
     
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    gigantikok: Sitting on the toilet...

    and...

    trying to be an actor, and running into instances when I am required to wear spandex or something tight onstage. The audience's eyes immediately target onto something that shouldn't be the focus of the play or performance.
     
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    Mr.Winkle: sounds like your in the wrong profession. If I were hung I'd be in porn. That's acting, sorta.
     
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    Not in any order:
    1.  Having to wear a jockstrap.
    2.  Having the expense and awkwardness of getting the jockstraps made to fit me.
    3.  Feeling cramped without a lot of extra room in trousers.
    4.  Swimming trunks.
    5.  Feeling "sticky" especially in hot weather.
    6.  Bulge.

    These in my case are as a result of balls size as well as long flaccid length.
     
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    Probably not directly related to my size, but I hate when my dick softens up after jacking off, yet there's that bit of ejaculate that didn't *quite* make it outta there. Yeah... he hangs toward one leg or the other and I usually get a slick trail. Geez.

    The only other thing is when I hang out of my boxers and it pops out the fly or runs down the leg opening. I'm used to it now, though.
     
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    [quote author=DeeBlackthorne link=board=clothing;num=1063129733;start=0#8 date=09/11/03 at 08:20:56]Probably not directly related to my size, but I hate when my dick softens up after jacking off, yet there's that bit of ejaculate that didn't *quite* make it outta there.  [/quote]

    Dee, I would say that is very much size related ... the longer the urethra, the more "milking" the rest out has to be essential, I would have thought.
     
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    Yeah, but you can milk and milk and there always seems to be some left over. I just hate getting a sticky wet spot on my sheets - eugh!
     
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    [quote author=longtimelurker link=board=clothing;num=1063129733;start=0#10 date=09/11/03 at 11:41:18]

    Yeah, but you can milk and milk and there always seems to be some left over. I just hate getting a sticky wet spot on my sheets - eugh![/quote]

    Perhaps you just have to be more brutal with him. The trouble is, he might start enjoying it .. which only leads to more trouble ;)
     
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    ...as if he doesn't already get enough attention during the day; now, I have to "rough" him up a little more than usual?

    You know what happened the last time, don't ya? I got that friction burn / bump thing, and almost cried on the phone with that nice lady from the CDC! :D
     
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    dr_drew2: [quote author=huge_cock_have_pic link=board=clothing;num=1063129733;start=0#1 date=09/09/03 at 10:59:28]Obviously the bulge.  Can be a great thing in a bar or club but working as a lawyer and the whole political correctness thing can make it a liability.

    the other thing for me was athletics, hard to strap it down good enough to feel as though it wont fall out of place, especially when playing soccer or wearing baseball pants.[/quote]

    Yeah, that's true. Have a bud that is a soccer player/coach and is 7" soft (11x7 hard). He does a lot of tucking, then compression shorts, then soccer shorts over that to get ready to play. While it's great that he's hung, it is, admittedly an extra thing to deal with when engaging in sports.
     
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    2big: i can relate to just about everything that has been posted on this thread. i have found that being large soft can be a distinct disadvantage in many instances. extra support is a must, being too obvious is always a concern, and i always feel like i have to think two steps ahead just to have my cock held in place. it becomes a concerted effort for me when most guys might be able to freeball or wear boxers. one time i agreed to play soccer with a coworker after work to fill in on a league team. i didnt have time to go home, so i borrowed some shorts but was only wearing boxer-briefs. for as semi-supportive as those are, they were no means capable of concealing or supporting my cock. it was horribly obvious the whole match.
     
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    gigantikok: [quote author=Mr.Winkle link=board=clothing;num=1063129733;start=0#6 date=09/10/03 at 07:20:21]sounds like your in the wrong profession. If I were hung I'd be in porn. That's acting, sorta.[/quote]
    Sorry buddy, I am absolutely in the right profession. No matter how much trouble my bulge causes me, it'll never outwieght my passion for theatre.

    I am not going to waste my life doing meaningless porn. Porn is not acting in the least. It requires the use of a different muscle. Not the one in your head, but the one between your legs. No thank you.
     
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    Great thread men... I hang in the 7's soft and I'm sure all the dudes over 6 or so can attest that it's not all it's cracked up to be but it's all we know. My hat is off to dudes that hang small yet grow to our size when they are hard.

    As I stated in other threads, the embarassment of being around family and friends in hot weather and hanging down my leg is the first problem I deal with and right after that is playing b-ball and running because no matter what I do the package flops back and forth so no matter what I'm wearing it's plain to see.

    I won't lie it's gotten me more play but it's still can be a problem but I'm not tellin you men anything you don't know.
     
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    longtimelurker: [quote author=Hung11by6 link=board=clothing;num=1063129733;start=0#16 date=09/12/03 at 21:36:10]Great thread men... I hang in the 7's soft and I'm sure all the dudes over 6 or so can attest that it's not all it's cracked up to be but it's all we know.  My hat is off to dudes that hang small yet grow to our size when they are hard.[/quote]

    I don't know - I'd say impromptu erections are probably a LOT more of a problem if it just comes out of nowhere! At least as a shower I find that I mainly just get harder and the growth isn't too bad, so it tends to stay where it is.
     
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    hard2hide: Disadvantages:

    1) Getting wet sitting on the toilet

    2) The ever-present bulge

    3) Hanging out of shorts when sitting

    4) Danger from the zipper

    5) Finding comfortable undershorts (gave up trying - freeball 24/7 now)

    6) Gets in the way (slammed it in a dresser drawer once)

    With all the disadvantages, I still would not change a thing.
     
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    here goes:
    1.) gropers
    2.) size queens
    3.) splashdown in the toilet
    4.) getting caught in the zipper
    5.) buying underwear
    6.) buying a jockstrap
    7.) sitting on the equipment by accident
     
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