Long Flaccid Disadvantage - What's Yours?

[13788]

11.5: So what are my horsehung bros' disadvantages to being very long flaccid. I hang 7.5" soft and have very low hangers too. Looks kind of obscene on my thin short frame. I always get lots of stares, bulge way too much etc. Any thoughts?

eleven :-/

 

[bkmuscledad]

I thought of something: I have to do a fair amount of public speaking, and I tend to have a prominent bulge. Now, I don’t KNOW if people stare at it or not, and I honestly don’t care one way or another. But occasionally I get, er, distracted when I think I catch someone staring. This happened yesterday. I was making eye contact with someone when her eyes drifted down toward my crotch then back up at me. We locked eyes briefly, and the thought flashed through my head: “She was just checking me out.” I then lost my train of thought in front of like 75 people, if only for a moment.
That has happened on several occasions over the years. Admittedly, it could be in my head that it’s a “bulge thing.” But it could also be legit too. In any case, it’s the very question that’s distracting...

You're like me. I sometimes do presentations commando, and typically they're in conference rooms, so as I walk around the room while I'm speaking, I look to see who keeps looking at the power point, and who turns to watch me as I walk around the room.

 

[Pecker]

Definitely sitting on the toilet.

Definitely.

Pecker

(She must be Egyptian. Every time I try to kiss her she says, "Tut! Tut!")

 

[13788]

longtimelurker:

Dee, I would say that is very much size related ... the longer the urethra, the more "milking" the rest out has to be essential, I would have thought.

Yeah, but you can milk and milk and there always seems to be some left over. I just hate getting a sticky wet spot on my sheets - eugh!

 

[13788]

hard2hide: Disadvantages:

1) Getting wet sitting on the toilet

2) The ever-present bulge

3) Hanging out of shorts when sitting

4) Danger from the zipper

5) Finding comfortable undershorts (gave up trying - freeball 24/7 now)

6) Gets in the way (slammed it in a dresser drawer once)

With all the disadvantages, I still would not change a thing.

 

[HungArnold]

here goes:
1.) gropers
2.) size queens
3.) splashdown in the toilet
4.) getting caught in the zipper
5.) buying underwear
6.) buying a jockstrap
7.) sitting on the equipment by accident

 

[oldredneck1]

QUOTE: "I can't wear boxers because the tip of my dick rubs up where the 2 legs split and it hurts like hell."


Try pulling the boxers up a few inches on your waist so that your cock hangs down one of the legs. It's a lot more comfortable that way.

 

[1337357]

I thought of something: I have to do a fair amount of public speaking, and I tend to have a prominent bulge. Now, I don’t KNOW if people stare at it or not, and I honestly don’t care one way or another. But occasionally I get, er, distracted when I think I catch someone staring. This happened yesterday. I was making eye contact with someone when her eyes drifted down toward my crotch then back up at me. We locked eyes briefly, and the thought flashed through my head: “She was just checking me out.” I then lost my train of thought in front of like 75 people, if only for a moment.

That has happened on several occasions over the years. Admittedly, it could be in my head that it’s a “bulge thing.” But it could also be legit too. In any case, it’s the very question that’s distracting...

 

[1337357]

(though I haven’t been bold enough to go commando!)

 

[1337357]

Sounds exciting!

 

[13788]

huge_cock_have_pic: Obviously the bulge. Can be a great thing in a bar or club but working as a lawyer and the whole political correctness thing can make it a liability.

the other thing for me was athletics, hard to strap it down good enough to feel as though it wont fall out of place, especially when playing soccer or wearing baseball pants.

 

[13788]

11.5: Yeah I need alot of support when doing anything athletic. My nuts tend to fly and flop all over the place.

j

 

[jonb]

Underwear. Specifically, getting a jockstrap. Swimwear's another major problem. Also, I suppose if I were naked in Antarctica, I'd get frostbite. LOL

 

[13788]

gigantikok: Sitting on the toilet...

and...

trying to be an actor, and running into instances when I am required to wear spandex or something tight onstage. The audience's eyes immediately target onto something that shouldn't be the focus of the play or performance.

 

[13788]

Mr.Winkle: sounds like your in the wrong profession. If I were hung I'd be in porn. That's acting, sorta.

 

[Max]

Not in any order:
1.  Having to wear a jockstrap.
2.  Having the expense and awkwardness of getting the jockstraps made to fit me.
3.  Feeling cramped without a lot of extra room in trousers.
4.  Swimming trunks.
5.  Feeling "sticky" especially in hot weather.
6.  Bulge.

These in my case are as a result of balls size as well as long flaccid length.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

Probably not directly related to my size, but I hate when my dick softens up after jacking off, yet there's that bit of ejaculate that didn't *quite* make it outta there. Yeah... he hangs toward one leg or the other and I usually get a slick trail. Geez.

The only other thing is when I hang out of my boxers and it pops out the fly or runs down the leg opening. I'm used to it now, though.

 

[Max]

[quote author=DeeBlackthorne link=board=clothing;num=1063129733;start=0#8 date=09/11/03 at 08:20:56]Probably not directly related to my size, but I hate when my dick softens up after jacking off, yet there's that bit of ejaculate that didn't *quite* make it outta there.  [/quote]

Dee, I would say that is very much size related ... the longer the urethra, the more "milking" the rest out has to be essential, I would have thought.

 

[Max]

[quote author=longtimelurker link=board=clothing;num=1063129733;start=0#10 date=09/11/03 at 11:41:18]

Yeah, but you can milk and milk and there always seems to be some left over. I just hate getting a sticky wet spot on my sheets - eugh![/quote]

Perhaps you just have to be more brutal with him. The trouble is, he might start enjoying it .. which only leads to more trouble

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

...as if he doesn't already get enough attention during the day; now, I have to "rough" him up a little more than usual?

You know what happened the last time, don't ya? I got that friction burn / bump thing, and almost cried on the phone with that nice lady from the CDC!