Long Flaccid Disadvantage - What's Yours?

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SpeedoGuy: [quote author=gigantikok link=board=clothing;num=1063129733;start=0#5 date=09/10/03 at 01:51:06]
trying to be an actor, and running into instances when I am required to wear spandex or something tight onstage.  The audience's eyes immediately target onto something that shouldn't be the focus of the play or performance.[/quote]

Agreed. When I fence I wear a spandex-type of tights that can draw attention. I wear a cup but that shows even more obviously. Still, I wear it 'cause its no fun getting whacked with a saber. No sireeee....

Other long flaccid disadvantage:

I swim alot for excercise in my namesake swimsuit. When I enter the public pool area for a workout I try to be discrete but sometimes still draw the attention of teeny girls who whisper and stare a bit. This earns me bad karma from their mothers who sometimes give me the evil eye.

SG

 

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feared: hmm. the bulge, probably. it gathers more looks than i'd like (9 1/2 soft..i dont grow that much).

i also swim, and i wear the bottom half of a wetsuit when i swim (less resistance in the water) but that gets me looks too when it goes down my leg.

 

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bif5x5: Mine are:
1. rolling over in bed and my limp dick gets caught underneath!

Doesn't this happen to you 7-9 inch flaccid guys? or are you just use to it?


2. splattering urine on my pants when shaking out the excess after peeing. this really pisses me off...esp when I'm wearing lighter-colored pants.

 

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Donk: [quote author=bif5x5 link=board=clothing;num=1063129733;start=20#22 date=10/11/03 at 06:50:41]Mine are:
1.  rolling over in bed and my limp dick gets caught underneath!
   
Doesn't this happen to you 7-9 inch flaccid guys?  or are you just use to it?
   

2.  splattering urine on my pants when shaking out the excess after peeing.  this really pisses me off...esp when I'm wearing lighter-colored pants.[/quote]

1. Yes, it does. And yes, I'm pretty used to it. It can actually feel good as long as it's not uncomfortably pinched.

2. Me too. I seem to require alot of squeezing/milking after pissing to get all the liquid out of the hose.

 

[bigstr8bulge]

while I agree with most comments, I think I see a lot more advantages to bein hung soft. its the greatest for the locker room, urinals, and plenty of other similar situations when I would die if I was short. and I for one appreciate the constant bulge in pants (save for interviews, or professional situations).

sports do suck, but I find compression shorts work real well for me. underwear will never be comfortable, but I stick with boxer briefs and tuck the dick over my balls (the only way it fits). sure, it's a big package (which I don't mind as I said), but its better than me in boxers where you can see the whole dick outline wherever it happens to end up.

I did water polo in HS and college and the Speedo was an issue, but just tucked it over and made the best of it. Totally echo SpeedoGuys comment about the nasty looks from some older folks at games, but what can u do? sure didn't mind when teammates or chicks checked it though...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

In really no general order;

1) trying to get it in a cup.

2)boxer briefs, and hoping to god I have on ones with a button on the piss slit.

3)In the summer, trying to find a pair of denim shorts that aren't form fitting, and almost to the knee.

4)swimming trunks; I always need to make sure the ones i wear are a solid DARK color, and the inside net is strong so I don't have to worry about dragging my dick behind me when I was doing laps. You wouldn't believe how many people thought I was a living devil because of that thing!
5) Going to my tailor for fittings for new slacks. Take next month, for example; I'm going to my cousin's wedding soon, and it's optional black tie, and I'm going to a new tailor.

 

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nacard01: There are so many disadvantages to having a large softie I think.

1...Shorts can cause a big problem unless you wear something with extreme support underneath to keep it from falling out especially while sitting and running.

2....Swimming is almost impossible unless you happen to find a pair of swimming trunks with real strong netting to keep it in.

3....Jock Straps and Nut Cups are just a joke.
If anyone happens to know of anyplace I could buy a specially made strap or cup OR know of anyplace that sells special ones for unique individuals please IM me as I have never found one.

Some of these points have probably already been covered but I figured I would just cover a few based on my own experiences.

Kermit

 

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meathose10: I'm with bigstr8bulge on this one. I like hanging long and thick soft.Great in the locker room and on the street free balling. I get plenty of action because of my obvious big size down the thigh of my jeans. That nasty toilet dunk sucks , but I usually remember to drape my cock across the palm of my hand. And how the fuck do you guys even FIT into a Speedo?!I cut out the lining to make room , but I actually quit the swim team because the weight of my genitals was always tugging down my swimsuit's waistband , exposing lots of root when it was wet.

 

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tigerwolf: *lol* I only hang about 6" soft when I'm relatively warm (not overheated, but a decent room temperature), I actually like when I'm hanging like that, in a way.

I find if anything, I try to draw attention to my bulge when I'm wearing a thong underneath. I get them custom made to have a medium waist and an XL pouch in front, so it gives me a bit more to show up front. *giggle* If anything though, I wish I was bigger. Its kinda depressing for me lately, because I feel so inadequate with guys that are a lot bigger than me. Ya'll may think its a curse, but trust me. I'd kill to be 12x8.5 or 12x9 or so hard and 9 soft.

I'm prolly gonna start PE sooner or later so that I can grow some. Hopefully it works.

 

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ThighSlapper: Probably the same as most guys here.
If I wear athletic shorts (stretchy cotton) without underwear, it hangs and I tend to get disapproving looks from women with kids.
I'm an exhibitionist, so it's not really something I stress over, but sometimes you're not looking for the attention you get from it.

 

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meathose10: I like to wear those stretchy cotton shorts too , ThighSlapper...But I find that the number of people who follow me around and hover to get a good look , far outweighs any disapproval - which trurhfully , is very rare.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I really gave up on cups after I almost let it all hang out in P.E. Now those stretchable jockey shorts were WAY too conforming and all too easily too revealing, so patronizing the local WALMART and K-MART(When K-MART was in business!lol ) for baggy ass shorts was the way to go.

 

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anonymous_pole: My constant disadvantage is I can't find any underwear to support the beans without crushing the frank.

Another problem I had once...I got hooked up with a woman that was disappointed that my 6.5" hanger only stands 7.5" :

 

[dave2006]

1. not knowing what it is like to be deep throated
2. Trying to hide an erection during times which are not appropiate.

 

[thehandler]

wow comming from someone who is only about 3" flaccid and 7" erect.. i wish i had the problems you guys have... i would love it

 

[15773]

I've tried getting boxer briefs that are way too small. Compression shorts are usually what I end up wearing if I'm doing some sports or under swim trunks but then again it does little for testicles. The jocks I have tried have been a let down. My dick is all the way at my hole and my nuts are hanging out both sides. I hate free balling, especially when its warm because of chafing issues.

 

[b.c.]

Disadvantage: trying to find those "perfect" undies that can do it all...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I 'll tell you what i just discovered was a helluva task for me; getting my work shorts ready for spring/summer, and damn if I don't need to work on finding some new ones that conform to my dimensions accurately.

Strangely enough, the workshorts are solid denim, and made by DICKIES.

 

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