Long Flaccid Disadvantage - What's Yours?

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I dont want to sound like im nay-saying this thread but i can't say that i have really had a problem or been disadvantaged by the size of my flaccid penis.

Ive been told my flaccid size is pretty large but its never really got in the way of anything or in my view been overly noticable when i wear appropriate comfortable clothing( that really isnt that hard to find). I think the only time i know that its noticable is when i wear my wetsuit or when ive just got out of the water in my boardshorts, but that can be covered by the way i hold my board.

Cant say ive ever caught it in my zipper or slammed it in a drawer (ouch on both counts).
 

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I feel kind of bad for guys, that they
feel guilty for actually having a penis
outline when they get out of the
water.

It's not like anyone is deliberately
flaunting it but they feel compelled
to hide the fact that they are men
and have a natural 'bump' there...lol.
 

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Man...Sometimes I hate bulging. I have that same problem though. Getting out of the water is the pits. Sometimes I sit on the side to try to undo the suction effect before standing up, so it's just not like this outline clinging to me.

Or when I wear sweatpants, like I'm kinda overconscious. This one time I was wearing them and my cousin (female) blurted out really loud, "Dude, I ain't even trying to get at you, but your dick is like just...THERE"

And I'm all like :eek:

I tried to pull my shirt down to cover it, cause I don't really get off on the attention. Sometime I think I should try tho'...o.o;

Then there was this one time I was at the gym working out with two girls. And we did jumping jacks and I forgot to put on my briefs before going. (So I was wearing boxers with basketball/ballin' shorts).

:eek:

It was just bouncing up and down and I didn't notice how hard it was bouncing until like the last set and the girls were like just staring down. :bigeyes2:

Then I was like, "uhhh...." and then one of them was like "Oh, I didn't even notice :saevil:"
 

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not huge flaccid (6") but balls hang down much more. Love freeballing but now sort of hitch them up (balls) when I get into the car otherwise it is more than uncomfortable when I sit on them. Find I now do it kinda automatically even when sitting down in a restaurant, got to watch out I dont offend.
 

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Guest said:
2big: i can relate to just about everything that has been posted on this thread. i have found that being large soft can be a distinct disadvantage in many instances. extra support is a must, being too obvious is always a concern, and i always feel like i have to think two steps ahead just to have my cock held in place. it becomes a concerted effort for me when most guys might be able to freeball or wear boxers. one time i agreed to play soccer with a coworker after work to fill in on a league team. i didnt have time to go home, so i borrowed some shorts but was only wearing boxer-briefs. for as semi-supportive as those are, they were no means capable of concealing or supporting my cock. it was horribly obvious the whole match.

Maybe "horribly obvious" to you, but I'm sure there were many present (male and female) who enjoyed looking. Why be ashamed of what you've got? That's like insisting that a busty woman be ashamed of her size.
 

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disadvantages: moves ouf the place u put it in ur briefs and all of a sudden u seen is fat n outlined in ur pants in an inappropriate situation. and yeah, sports when u don't have support.

bigeight98, for me its not scared of showin (love to let others look), but it hurts when the stuff is bouncin around all the time as ur runnin hard.

however, the advantages of havin a big softie absolutely outweigh any disadvantages, IMHO
 

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Hmmm, I'm not sure there are any advantages, and I gotta admit, I'm kinda jealous of the guys that actually like to show off their junk. I'd prefer not to, but such is life, because I show in just about anything.

Swimsuits. I'm long since used to it, but I generally look like I've got a stiffy, or at least a pretty good semi. I'll usually wear board shorts, commando for comfort, and whatever shows, shows. No Speedos for me, though, thank you!

Jock straps. Forget it, I can't wear them. I'm comfortable with my cock to one side or the other, but up sticks out the waistband, and down over my balls is massively uncomfortable, never mind guaranteed to give me a boner, so I wind up hanging out the side of the pouch. What's the point?

Underwear. I can minimize the bulge with tighty whities if they're good and snug, and frequently I do. It's not very comfortable. Being comfortable requires something with enough room for everything to hang out in front, where it all goes naturally, and I'm back to looking like I'm at least half erect.

Gym shorts. Same as swimsuits if I don't wear tighty whities with them. I've got some fairly baggy ones, and I wear them commando occasionally, again for the sake of comfort, but jeez, when I look in the mirror even I think it looks like I've got a stiffy. (LOL)

Don't even start me on the cost of getting suit pants and slacks altered! Comfort and "minimization" require it.

7 by 5.75 soft, balls that cling to my body and push everything up and out, so it's all out in front. On the other hand, I've never had to worry about sitting on them! (LOL)

OK, I've had my whine for this week. The complaint department is now closed for the weekend!

B-man
 

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Man that sounded hot to me for some reason! the part about your dick being all the way at your hole while wearing a jock. Whew! pcbeachboy2001@yahoo.com


I've tried getting boxer briefs that are way too small. Compression shorts are usually what I end up wearing if I'm doing some sports or under swim trunks but then again it does little for testicles. The jocks I have tried have been a let down. My dick is all the way at my hole and my nuts are hanging out both sides. I hate free balling, especially when its warm because of chafing issues.
 

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I am very very lucky to work in an industry that I can 'hide' so readily (culinary), nice loose chef pants, boxers and a starched aprons are wonderful things!
 

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I find it rather interesting that the majority of the posts in this thread concerning the overly long penis have no pics! Could it be that these posts are phony and posted by wanna bees
 

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Offhand, I'd say:
  1. The fly on pants being too short and having to struggle to get my dick out of it.
  2. Having to spend an inordinate amount of time finding a pair of underwear I feel comfortable in.
  3. Not being able to "freeball" in public with gym shorts.
 

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The toilet thing that Pecker mentioned. Dear lord that shit gets old. When I was younger and didn't know my dick was bigger than average, I just thought the water level on toilets was too high. It's become instinctive now to keep my dick outta the bowl when I go to sit on it. I don't have a problem with the bulge, by which I mean it's not a problem that it's present. It's funny watching people glance when I'm at a club or bar. Ya perverts! hahaha
 

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Definately cannot freeball while playing anysports...can't even wear boxers, it'sthe most uncomfortable thing ever when my dick is flopping around. Have to wear boxer briefs, no really other disadvantages.
 

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I can't wear boxers because the tip of my dick rubs up where the 2 legs split and it hurts like hell
 

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QUOTE: "I can't wear boxers because the tip of my dick rubs up where the 2 legs split and it hurts like hell."


Try pulling the boxers up a few inches on your waist so that your cock hangs down one of the legs. It's a lot more comfortable that way.
 
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