Long Hair = Big Cock?

[PKPK]

Yep, the homeless are hung. You can just tell. So is anybody in a metal band in the '80s, the Shaolin priests, and my mom.

So I'm marketing a new penis enlargement regimen. It's called not getting your hair cut. You should see 1-2 inches growth in about 2 months. Do this for a few years and it will be almost touching the floor. Your hair, that is

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

If that is true, damn! I shouldn't had cut my hair! lol

 

[B_Artful Dodger]

er... wtf?

 

[Notaguru2]

If that is true, damn! I shouldn't had cut my hair! lol

Oh noes!!!!

 

[D_Hyacinth Harrytwat]

Yep, the homeless are hung. You can just tell. So is anybody in a metal band in the '80s, the Shaolin priests, and my mom.

So I'm marketing a new penis enlargement regimen. It's called not getting your hair cut. You should see 1-2 inches growth in about 2 months. Do this for a few years and it will be almost touching the floor. Your hair, that is

Mine's been growing for 10 years and I have almost 4 feet of hair. Where's my cock?

 

[B_Nick8]

Just how long did it take you to come up with this correlation? Seriously.

Surely you've got better things to think about.

 

[jdoe86]

Might as well say "Guys with fast cars cum faster" or "Guys with no self esteem are worried if they have big cocks" (wait, those both might be true!)

 

[Silvertip]

OMG!!! I just sheared my hair down to nothing and now you're telling me my cock is going to shrink.

 

[nudeyorker]

Well I've had long hair and short hair...dick stayed the same!

 

[D_season 5]

i think u will have better luck with the inverse relationship with a mans nipples/tits.
the smaller the aureole the larger his breeder seems to be...
for a quick sample, check out the largest breeders on this site...and then, check out their nipples...
i have never had long hair...and define a big cock? length, width, thickness? diameter a long cock is not necessarily a thick cock or wide cock...a wide thick cock is not always so long...BIG COCK seems to have a broad definition..no pun intended..

 

[D_CountVonBhigBohner]

Well most drummers have long hair. I've been told drummers bang harder...lol

 

[WaSwimmer]

Methinks Notaguru is either just funnin' us (and Dayum, I HAVE been laughing at the replies) or his misplaced his thinkin' cap....

 

[Calboner]

ok, seriously...are these correlation topics joke topics?

Well, this one is. . . . Isn't it?

 

[Notaguru2]

Well, this one is. . . . Isn't it?

Uh... YEAH. lol

 

[Dominicanboy]

No. I was with a guy with long hair and he was average.

 

[B_Hickboy]

I fucking hate you all.

 

[MickeyLee]

i have totally noticed men with big cocks totally have bigger cocks.

anyone back me up on this?

 

[Notaguru2]

i have totally noticed men with big cocks totally have bigger cocks.

anyone back me up on this?

There's actually scientific evidence to support it.

 

[MickeyLee]

for real and for true? i heard the same nonsense about big foot. nothing but blurry photos and garbled stories from eye witnesses.

ml
:laugh2:

 

[Notaguru2]

I shit you, not. Put it in the bank - it's gold.