Long Schlong

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by kinkonglongschlong, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. kinkonglongschlong

    kinkonglongschlong New Member

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    Ok, i got a 14.6 inch dick, let me tell you what i did
    the jelqing technique works and it did wonders, im here to promote this ancient technique to whoever that wants to gain a inch in 2 months jelq it off at least 4times a weeks ( do it properly) and you'll see miralces and in 6 months you got yourself a 3 incher takes practice but when you learn to master it, there is no better way.
     
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    Things just don't change here do they?
    Another over 10 incher with no pictures to back it up.
     
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    But you make up for that Pink Steel, thanks for your gorgeous contribution.....:tongue:
    Joff
     
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    And you're not bad yourself, Joffrey.
     
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    No, thanks, I don't want to lose 5 inches.
     
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    Great responce pecker and you other three guys look pretty hot too.
     
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    I, myself, was about to ask,..."Where's the picture(s) ?"
     
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    Why can't we see this wonder?????

    I think it was in your dreamzzzzzzzzzz
     
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    WOW, that is fascinating kingkonglongjelquingschlong: please tell us all of the details of how your teenie cock turned into a world beating kingkonglongjelquingschlong of nearly 1.25 feet. Did you do all of the jelquing yourself or did you have to have some assistance? I would love to add another 1/4 foot to my cock for a fuck session I am planning next month. Any info would be greatly appreciated..I am desperate!
     
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    Another Country Heard From... "where's The Pic"s"
     
  11. Magic 8

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    Hey kinkonglongschlong turn the yardstick over and use the inch side instead of the centemeter side to measure.
     
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    He must measure from his prostate to the tip of his dick!:wink:
     
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    He must have just joined! He doesn't know any better!
     
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    well, first off, i'm way happy with being just a bit above average. secondly, isn't jelquing like, not good for yer cock?
     
  15. kinkonglongschlong

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    hey, im new to this, thanks to the dude cklover , yea that was a miscalculation, anyways its 12 inch, wanna see my dick check,ask my girl, yo, i could've attached tha pix sumwhere i dont know were tho, but yo jelqin does wonders, just here to preach the old egyptian gospel..
    Tips
    *Stretching,
    grab behind the head with your strong hand (if you are right handed use your right hand, if left handed use your left hand), then use your other hand to strengthen the grip, then pull outwards, the length of time you pull is up to you but if you are just starting it will not be much longer than 15 seconds, unless you have strong hands
    practice Kegel can do that anywere and also try the jelqing (milking) every night, you could get a harder erection and a kingkonglongschlong (like yours truly)
     
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    Hahahahahahah They just DON'T stop coming do they ?

    Well one saving grace seems to be that either they are appearing dumber or we are getting smarter, possibly a little of both lol

    He can master the intricate techniques of Jelqing but the remedial task of attaching pics escapes him :cool:


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    I want to beat you with a mattock handle.
     
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    hahahahahahahahahahah. I would like to say that is the case but we have several mmbrs with such dreamy endowments that have been here for years and HAVE no proof nor can anyone vouch for them .
    Or they will privately send you these preposterous photoshopped pics like your a damn idiot.


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  20. B_Leatherboy

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    NOW IT'S GONE DOWN IN SIZE!!!
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