Have we ever done a long skinny penis thread? My friend Jon has an eight inch hard-on. It is probably about normal girth or maybe somewhat less than average girth, but it looks skinnier because it is looooong. Sometimes I call him longjon. What's the verifiable skinniest you have seen? Not just WOW it was LOOOOONG or it was SKIIIIINY, but maybe you actually got some measurements just to verify that it was the longest skinny in the world.