LOOK!! Bears...!!

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by dong20, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. dong20

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    Ok, a wilbaer. All together...
     
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    Aaaaaaaww - I wonder what it tastes like... and what wine would go best.. Well come on! It's in a fucking picnic basket!!
     
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    haha!!


    ...perhaps a CaBEARnet Blanc? If you were looking to spend more, perhaps a Pole Roger? :rolleyes:
     
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    As for the best wine, I would venture a cheeky little Pinot Noir?

    As for bears in general, if you search on Youtube for Noches de Osos Buenos Aires you'll get to see my squeeze being molested by a big ol' fat announcer right after my squeeze was elected (by popular applause) as Rey de los Osos de Buenos Aires. I'm so proud. :biggrin1:

    BTW: When we got home early that morning I asked him, "¿Y, ahora puede cagar donde quieres en el bosque?" and it went right over his head like a celeste-blue Argentine balloon. So many things don't transcend 'Mericuhn Kulture when it seems they would.
     
  5. dong20

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    Well I like a mice Merlot, but it's only young so a Cabernet blush or a Pinot Grigio, perhaps? As for taste* - at that age, like insufficiently aged game meat...an adult probably tastes like seal!

    * Something entirely absent from this post.
     
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    Ah - that kind of bear. Mmmmmm... I like those with or without wine :biggrin1:

    Seal? Yum!
     
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    Maybe a little Bearnaise sauce drizzled on top?

    *waits for groans*
     
  8. ManlyBanisters

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    *groans*

    (Dutifully supplied, ma'am)
     
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    If you ate two would that make you bi-polar?
     
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    The puns on this thread are un-BEAR-able.

    NCbear (who had perked up his ears at the thread title :tongue:)
     
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