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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. jakeatolla

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    A 54 year old woman had
    a heart attack and was taken to the hospital

    While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
    asked "Is my time up?"

    God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
    live."

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
    face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had

    someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
    had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of
    it.

    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
    the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
    another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
    ambulance?"

    God replied: "I didn't fuckin' recognize you."


     
  2. B_mitchymo

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    PMSL hahaha, that was funny!
     
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    ^_^ Little Lion Man…

    He loved this site too well if not too wisely…

    Is it really worth it? I’m wondering…
     
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