Lookie what I have in my inbox...

I log on today, and look what I have:

Several words come to mind, I'll let the LPSG regulars arrange them for me while I happilly click "ignore" on this users profile:

Fuck.
Die.
Off.
And.

 

Damn!!! And here I was, thinking I was the sole object of his, ahh ... affection? Thanks a lot for bursting my bubble, Some Guy.

 

I've gotten two messages from lurkers the past week or so....another one today. Ugh! Neither as exciting at that though. D

 

Weird guy. I put the cell # in Google and found his personal ad on www.truckchaser.com:

Chaser: Jch - Click here to email.
Location: USA - Newark, DE
60, brwn hr, bl/grn eyes. 6'4", 300 lbs., Waist: 50"
Stocky build. 6" uc bottom into some kink.
Stocky foot ball frame broad shoulders toss me the kink ball and i may run down the field and score a touchdown. Looking for reqular top sex buddys. Cell: 302-983-8372 live just outside of philadelphia in newark delaware right off 896 exit on I-95 and travel some. - Jim

 

Looking at the pics he posted, i think that "he" looks remarkably like a middle school Principal, so I think some little kid (or perhaps some big kid) with a grudge has posted this crap.

Either way, I'm not here to listen to it.

 

i still can't get over how incredibly sexy he is.

 

If so, I'm curious how the kid got a picture of his principal lying naked (or at least shirtless) in bed. I think it really is a 300 lb, 43 year old looser. Google shows a profile on Barebacksex.com, too:

http://www.barebacksex.com/profile.php?id=125361&PHPSESSID=f98499b9c1976d55e69bb1842f346904

It says he's turned on by:

LONG WIDE DICKS HAIRY MEN AND MEN THAT SHOW UP LUBE UP GENTLELY TENDER LOVING INSERTATIONS FOR AS LONG AS NEED FOR HOURS IF CAN FOR MULTIPLE LOAD CAN WILL TAKE U AND BUDDY TAKING TURNS IF U DESIRE I WANT TO HAVE A PARTY IN MY ASS AND HAVE U COME CALL ME 302-983-8372 LETS GET ME FUCKED

And:

needy ass not greedy i am addicted to getting fucked and love it often as long as u want for hours if u desire to do it i can take on u and several friends if u want call me 302-983-8372 NO STRINGS ATTACH JUST FUCK ME AND PLANT THOSE SEEDS

I can't bring myself to quote the rest of it...No, what we have here isn't a disgruntled kid.

 

I think you guys are wrong in dogging this guy out. He's just horny, that's all. He PM'd you guys because he's pretty lonely and pretty horny. If he's not your cup of tea, there are better humane ways of doing it than publicly dogging him out on the internet and on this site.

 

I don't know dude. Just from reading the pm, it seems like this guy is way out of line. There are unspoken codes of conduct that should be followed. Sort of like someone should say, "Hi, my name is ________" before they're just like....fuck me. To me, it seems like this guy is skipping past several social standards. I don't know if it actually works on people...right now I'd say it isn't as he's still trying to find people to give him what he wants.

Word of the Day: Tact

 

Look what I found in my inbox yesterday:

 

Normally, I'd agree with you, I wouldnt publicly call out anyone without a very good reason. But there is a difference between a horny PM and a mass, vulgar spam of people's inboxes.

Agreed.

Nothing wrong with being horny, but this guy is way out of line.


@ericbear

I admit that I didnt really research him at all, and based on whats coming up now I'll admit I'm wrong about the "pissed off at his principal" comment and say that he does appear to be genuine.

 

If he were Colin Ferrell, I bet you wouldn't be doing this to him. I hope that you never ever become 50 Years old and horny like that guy. It can happen to anybody. Count your blessings.

 

True. P.M.s are P.M.s and this seems a violation of "ethical protocols" relating to such.

Hopefully no one will ever "return the favor" by posting something u sent to them.

 

I understand it ain't so funny for those of you who've received unsolicited PMs, but holy crap that shit is hysterical

 

i guess no one loves me, i never get PMs like that

 

Perhaps your avatar confuses them?

All I get is the usual porn spam.

 

you saying there is something wrong with Monica Bellucci???

 

no matter who it is that message just isnt cool at all......serious like it was said you dont just message people are start saying shit like that.....you introduce yourself and get to know a person before you are like yeah please bang me hard

happens to me all the time on msn people dont even say hi my name is so and so they just hit the send cam button......that is so fucking rude seriously

people need to learn manners

and i couldnt help but laugh the whole time i read that message though people have some vivid imaginations

 

It doesn't seem like spam either, since not everyone got one, and his message to me referenced one of my posts. Seems like a loser with way too much time on his hands, and nothing productive to say.

 

I got one from him too. It freaked me out. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Totally out of line and not cool.