Looking for Serious MJ J/O Partner

[TheBestYouCan]

I'm a serious bro looking for a equally/more serious bro with fancy footwork. The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness. I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.

Requirements:
-access to an abandoned warehouse
-old enough/built kinda awesome
-maintains good eye contact
-general intensity
-cool moves
-shades
-leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)
-Bedazzler
-basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)
-can lift 80 lbs
-bachelor's in something or equivalent experience
-not a narc

Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro. As in not gay. I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting. Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.

P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.

"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"

 

[dcsurvivor92]

Hope there's a video release......

 

[MattXXX]

I'm so confused

 

[TheBestYouCan]

Nobody is down for this?

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

too bad I'm not a guy or I'd be down....

 

[D_Judith K Rantz]

:lmao:.....:261:
:theyareontome:

 

[deleted3782]

I would be down if George Michael were played in the background. Sorry, just can't knife fight to MJ...

And my dedazzler is broken too. :frown1:

 

[ConanTheBarber]

I would be down if George Michael were played in the background. Sorry, just can't knife fight to MJ...

Miles Davis fo this guy ... but DuhBestUCant aint hardlee gonna werk that.

And my dedazzler is broken too. :frown1:

I'll bet yah fascinators phyne.
Oll of them.

OP, that's a pretty kewl program.
If I wernt a nark, I'd PM yah.
But ....:frown1:

 

[yamahard]

I'm a serious bro

PREACH!

looking for a equally/more serious bro

It doesn't really get any more serious than where I am at right now. Basically, you are down there, pretty serious, but still at the base of Mount Serious. Take six months of excruciating ascent and you STILL are only halfway to the plateau of seriousness atop which I currently reside.

with fancy footwork.

Wooden leg allowing, I got bitchin' moves bro. BITCHIN.

The idea is to tie our wrists together ala the "Beat It" video and then each JO/knife fight in a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness.

Ain't no thang to me, it's pretty much a daily operation round my way. I mean who DOESN'T plan shit like this?

I would have done this way sooner but have little faith in humanity.

Me too my brother but I'm sayin that you just swooped in and restored that whole shit for me. ONE TIME.

access to an abandoned warehouse

I live in one.

old enough/built kinda awesome

72-and-three-quarters/413lbs.

maintains good eye contact

Left eye is all good, right is glass, but still a strong look.

general intensity

ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS BRO????

cool moves

Check.

shades

Wraparound.

leather jackets ( I had to give the one in the pic back - long story, I can tell you when we finish)

I would say it falls more into "tunic" category BUT gets PURE COMPLIMENTS so don't let this be a dealbreaker. Can't wait to hear the blouson tale my man, will be a nice reward.

Bedazzler

I am manjazzled which may or may not tick this particular box.

basic knowledge of knife/sword/bat fight etiquette (I can teach you what I know if you are pretty serious about art like me)

Trained chef, will bring a cleaver. Have a sword allergy so that may be a problem. Bat fight etiquette was my college major so we're golden.

can lift 80 lbs

Of what?

bachelor's in something or equivalent experience

Experienced bachelor bro (ZING!!)

not a narc

Oh.

Whereas dudes/J-ing O are both undeniably awesome, I'm a straight bro.

Can you clarify? It sounds pretty gay.

As in not gay.

Oh.

I just really love MJ and being open minded about new JO scenarios. We will basically play "Beat It" over and over again while we JO and dance, occasionally parrying/thrusting.

I can think of no finer tribute to the deceased King of Pop.

Winner finishes the most times, but points will be awarded for finishing first/accuracy. If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever.

I KNEW the internet was leading me somewhere. FINALLY.

I've got laser tag too.

D/D here brother.

I'm pretty serious about this.

How serious?

As in completely serious.

Oh ok.

If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M.

Sounds HOT.

Nerds/gays need not apply.

Oh.

I'M NOT GAY.

Ok.

P.S. - And I've gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now.

You FUCKING KING!!!!!

"They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it"

How can I just let you walk away,
Just let you leave without a trace
When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh-ooh
You're the only one who really knew me at all

How can you just walk away from me,
When all I can do is watch you leave
Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain,
And even shared the tears
You're the only one who really knew me at all

 

[D_Judith K Rantz]

PREACH!



It doesn't really get any more serious than where I am at right now. Basically, you are down there, pretty serious, but still at the base of Mount Serious. Take six months of excruciating ascent and you STILL are only halfway to the plateau of seriousness atop which I currently reside.



Wooden leg allowing, I got bitchin' moves bro. BITCHIN.



Ain't no thang to me, it's pretty much a daily operation round my way. I mean who DOESN'T plan shit like this?



Me too my brother but I'm sayin that you just swooped in and restored that whole shit for me. ONE TIME.



I live in one.



72-and-three-quarters/413lbs.



Left eye is all good, right is glass, but still a strong look.



ARE YOU EVEN SERIOUS BRO????



Check.



Wraparound.



I would say it falls more into "tunic" category BUT gets PURE COMPLIMENTS so don't let this be a dealbreaker. Can't wait to hear the blouson tale my man, will be a nice reward.



I am manjazzled which may or may not tick this particular box.



Trained chef, will bring a cleaver. Have a sword allergy so that may be a problem. Bat fight etiquette was my college major so we're golden.



Of what?



Experienced bachelor bro (ZING!!)



Oh.



Can you clarify? It sounds pretty gay.



Oh.



I can think of no finer tribute to the deceased King of Pop.



I KNEW the internet was leading me somewhere. FINALLY.



D/D here brother.



How serious?



Oh ok.



Sounds HOT.



Oh.



Ok.



You FUCKING KING!!!!!



How can I just let you walk away,
Just let you leave without a trace
When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh-ooh
You're the only one who really knew me at all

How can you just walk away from me,
When all I can do is watch you leave
Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain,
And even shared the tears
You're the only one who really knew me at all

This literally made me lol :lmao:

 

[479644]

I swear i've read this somewhere, i think it was a craigslist ad "best of craigslist" i believe..