Originally posted by Pappy+Mar 28 2005, 09:52 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pappy @ Mar 28 2005, 09:52 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-JJ Flash x@Mar 28 2005, 03:09 PM
Friends,
Mindseye, Budday and Doublemeatwhopper are liars. Freddie is also possibly a liar, but I don't know for sure yet. Jeepwranglerboi is also a liar.
Do not follow them astray.
Jay
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Hey, watch out now TROLL!!! Don't be calling folks liars when you have no basis for it. Mindseye, Budday, Doublemeatwhopper, Freddie and Jeepwranglerboi are not liars by any meaning of the word.
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This has been quite an honor you know. To be listed with Mindseye, Budday DoubleMeatWhopper and Jeepwranglerboy just has me in tears. Joyful tears. I have been honored many times to speak at graduations, even had a dinner thrown in my honor once. But this pales to this new distinction.
For the rest of my life I can remember this day. There was a time of Camelot when things were merry and gay and I got to be listed with four of the finest of the finest around. Oh Camelot. The Round Table became a table for only five as no others were qualifed to sit at this most honored table.
Through the centuries there would be flesh piles and many would be well noted. Some would sore through the air dropping trolls off in Antartica. One flesh pile would have four ahem, um, male ahem, parts that you know swell with excitement, all focused on one person. There would be this gorgeous girl who would be so articulate, refined; yes Jana was her name. While those flesh piles to come were absolutely breathtaking and daring and set the ratings on their show through the roof. There was none that quite matched Camelot: Mindseye, Budday, DoubleMeatWhopper,Freddie, and Jeepwrangerlboy. Never again would the world see such a thrilling, awesome.decadent group of men gathered togeher in one flesh pile. They say that to this day you can walk through the ancient ruins of Camelot and hear the names being called out in complete extasy. Jeans of men have become ahem er, soiled at just hearing the names being called out. The crotch of many a man's pants has completely burst beyond the hope of mending just walking through those ruins. Children have been killed by the swing dicks of men aroused at just visiting this ancient hallowed ground known as Camelot.
To this day where the ancient table sat at Camelot there are five indentions on the floor. Indentions left by the laying of the male genitalia on the floor between the legs of each man gathered. Oh the tales left in this fable are so astonishing. Legend has it that DoubleMeatWhopper was caught by the wicked witch Zora cheating on the other men in the flesh pile. Zora put a curse on him with a six foot penis. The legend says that the size today for regulation basketball is based on the balls that DoubleMeatwhopper was cursed with. Zora was quite a villan herself. Not allowed to sit at the Round Table with the favored five men, Zora used her magical powers to curse each of the men. The story of Freddie's death is just to gruesome to tell on a family oriented site like this. One day Freddie resisted Zora'a advances and she vexed him. Freddie chocked on his own erection that stood up and curved down his throat and rested in the pit of his stomach.
No one really knows the fate of the other men in the flesh pile of Camelot. You see after the author of this tale died choking on his own penis, there was no one left willing to continue adding to this farce of bullshit known as Camelot: The Glory Days of the Flesh Pile of Mindseye, Budday DoubleMeatWhoppe, Jeepwranglerboy
and of course Freddie.
*There There I feel so much better now. Hell, if I am going to be a lying troll, I might as well be the best!*
