Looking for the LPSG LEOs-not the astrological sign

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  1. greatdickismydrug

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    I am trying to fast track my repentance.

    I want to hear from any of you LEOs out there.

    NOT THOSE BORN UNDER THE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN OF Leo.

    I know on other forums ya'll pretend to hate badge bunnies but:
    1)this is LPSG and 2) I am more of a holster sniffer than a badge bunny.
     
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    You're looking for a Law Enforcement Officer? Not sure if I totally understand your post. :tongue:

    I'm not a cop, but I can put on the costume and you can be my holster sniffer or badge bunny anytime!! :redface::wink: (I'll even bring the shaving cream and razor)
     
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    Damn. I have 5 planets in Leo. I was sure you and I were good to go. :mad:
     
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    Leo's rock.. Don't forget.
     
  5. greatdickismydrug

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    Tempting. A shaving virgin and potential for a conversion. Very tempting. But today I am focusing on my repentance and the stupid kid is being stupid again.
     
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    Nick8 is the embodiment of leo with five planets no less in that sign (how does your husband put up with that? My ex had only one planet in leo and it nearly killed me) and is always good to go.

    But we digress....

    This has nothing to do with GDIMD's repentance and her search for the LPSG LEOs out there (well the ones I haven't me yet.)
     
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    So you have an LEO fetish? :wink: I don't get the repentance part you keep saying.

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    I'm pretty sure it's all about the costume (better known as "uniform") to most women.

    I'm always very skeptical when ladies are like "Oh I like cops" or "businessmen, marines, cowboys, construction workers, athletes, firefighters etc" because that has to be a superficial thing based on looks only.

    Why? Because not all of those people are going to have the same/similar personalities at all and you could easily fool anyone into thinking you were one of those people simply by "putting on the costume/uniform" which is what I was alluding to earlier.

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    Sorry I haven't done any investigation so I might be missing some grander point you are making (if so just PM me :tongue:).

    If you need legal advice, I'd say go to a lawyer. Cops do not know the law and are not required to know anything about the actual law. Nor do they follow it most time, unfortunately.
     
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    Wrong again. Most cops know the laws better than most attorneys. Lawyers are just better at manipulating the law.

    Ok, let's summarize. GDIMD thinks that LEOs are the best fucks. No uni required. Agency, badge and gun please.
     
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    NICKY!!!!!!! My beautiful man I knew there was a reason I loved you!!!!!

    I'm Leo sun with Leo rising (however i have Cancer Moon and the rest is scattered)

    Oh yeah and the the OP .... Never be ashamed of having a thing for the boys in blue..... Policy Mans are hereo's..... I love my policy mans too
     
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    I'm many things when it comes to LEOs but ashamed ain't one of them.
     
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    In Class I ATM, I'll be a LEO soon enough ;)
     
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    ...what the fuck is a LEO?
     
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    Law Enforcement Officer, I suppose.
     
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    well after seeing your pictures i think im going to have to sign up for the police academy
     
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    I am a retired military police officer, and currently am a firefighter, and a corrections officer at the state prison. Nice pics DMD.
     
  16. AlphaMale

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    I don't mean to hijack your thread, I just wanted to clarify my point.

    I think you have some awesomely unique characteristics about your sexual desires and I'm not trying to take those away from you at all... that's why I said "most women" because like you said you aren't most women. :wink:

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    This is my only point:

    The severely overweight guy who fields calls and eats donuts all day while sitting down in the office is still a cop (or LEO).

    The tall, dark, handsome, chiseled jaw, gun carrying guy with rock hard muscles and a huge dick who busts criminals all day (local or federal) is also a cop.

    Both are cops, but both obviously have very different looks and personalities to them.

    Which one turns you on more? The fat guy or the muscle guy? They are both still cops although one is obviously more of a prime candidate for fucking. I'm missing the correlation here between being an LEO and also being "the best fuck".

    You can't tell me that both of those guys have an equal chance of getting with you and also that both of those guys are going to perform equally in the bedroom and up to your standards simply based on the fact that they are both cops.

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    Conversely, you can be tall, dark, handsome, chiseled jaw, gun carrying, huge dick with rock hard muscles (or fat and donut-eating for that matter) without being an LEO! Does it make sense to think this guy who equals or surpasses the LEO in all the superficial things is somehow not as good in bed just because he isn't an LEO? I personally don't think it does at all.

    Especially because nothing about being an LEO has anything to do with sex or being good at it.

    Nothing about being an LEO means a person's personality is going to be the same or similar to other cops. When someone is naked and having sex their profession is irrelevant. Unless it's a mental turn on just to "know" what the person's profession is the whole time in the back of your head.

    Therefore, it has to be just a fetish for you. It's not completely a role play or uniform thing (I was just joking about that earlier), but it is about what the person does for a living. And yes, lots of ladies do have that same fetish based on "what someone does for a living" rather than who they are as a person, or how good they are in bed. I.e. girls who like "celebrities".

    Imo you find it hot and sexy knowing that they are law enforcement so you also make the association that they are the best fucks.

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    So in closing, being an LEO has nothing to do with the way you are going to look (body), the way your personality is going to be, and how good or not you are in the bed... is all I'm saying! :tongue:

    If you think nobody on the planet can look hotter, have a better personality, or fuck better than any LEO than more power to you. However, I do think you'd be selling yourself short in the long run on potential hot hookups by narrowing the field so much. :wink:

    P.S. - Forgot to ask this... are you a cop yourself? That may explain a lot to me. Also, I'm pretty sure most people can tell who is a cop uni or not. I know at least I can all the time... but I've lived that life on the other side of the law so go figure...
     
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    I've dated 3 LEO's. They're definitely hot. I think it's the attitude. BUT they're also very difficult. The three I dated were arrogant, self absorbed and narcissistic. But they were all great sex. The last one I dated would bring his girl friend over for HOT three ways.
     
  18. greatdickismydrug

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    Like I said in my blog: I'm done fucking convicts and need to repent.

    If a man wants to stuff his big hard throbbing shaft into GDIMD any time soon, he needs to be relatively quiet in nature, carry a gun and wear a badge FOR A LIVING.
    sorry, shug...i had to use/abuse your quote again.
     
  19. greatdickismydrug

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    You are kidding right? I know you have read lots of my posts so don't know where your confusion originates.

    Do you really think I would be fucking a fat, old, out of shape, hairy guy regardless of what he does for a living? Not any more likely than me fucking another female.

    Didn't think the obvious needed to be stated but let's try again:

    Smoking-hot, young, straight, male, LEOs only need to apply.
     
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    Ok fair enough. For the record I'm not a convict... been arrested before but the charges were dropped completely by the state and my record was expunged.

    And there is nothing wrong with wanting a smoking-hot, young, straight, male to fuck... but unless that is just your fantasy/fetish I still haven't seen you put an actual reason why they have to be an LEO.

    You said you think they are the "best fucks" and you purport that as if no other male on the planet can live up to the fucking standard that all hot, young, straight, male, LEO's apparently have. It just doesn't make any sense.

    Hypothetical scenario:

    I'm not an LEO now, and because of that I have no chance of getting with you, correct? But if I go through training and 6 months from now I'm an LEO, would I now all of the sudden be on your radar even though previously I was not?

    That's all I'm getting at. Anyone could go through the training to get the job and title of the profession to satisfy the requirement that you have.

    They are still the same person with, without, before, and after the gun and badge. They still possess the same fucking skills with or without the gun and badge. The man is the same man, no matter what.

    I'm still very confused... :confused:
     
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