Looking for the LPSG LEOs-not the astrological sign

[curiouslady]

And...there are costume shops that sell killer "Uniforms" - they look JUSt like the real ones - perhaps AlphaMale could get one and send you photos??

 

[greatdickismydrug]

Geez, all I wanted was to find some LPSG cop cock.....and got a dissertation on my "fetish" instead.

Perhaps I should just try talking dick on the cop forum?

It's gotta be easier than talking cop on the dick forum.

 

[novice_btm]

I've dated 3 LEO's. They're definitely hot. I think it's the attitude. BUT they're also very difficult. The three I dated were arrogant, self absorbed and narcissistic. But they were all great sex. The last one I dated would bring his girl friend over for HOT three ways.

And they were in LA too? Numbers? Referrals? :wink:

 

[Pitbull]

Perhaps I should just try talking dick on the cop forum?

It's gotta be easier than talking cop on the dick forum.

I do believe you are probably right on that one.

Don't get lost over there and totally forget us. :wink:

Just remember you don't have to be a cop to be a good fuck.
I can think of a ________________ who is amazing in bed! :tongue:

 

[liberia]

So when are you going to tell us what a LEO is ?

 

[OCMuscleJock]

So when are you going to tell us what a LEO is ?

hahahha


something that looks kinda like this..but the totally straight version

 

[Bimanhung]

Yeah - they were all LAPD. One was still married, one was separated and one lived with his g/f.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

hahahha


something that looks kinda like this..but the totally straight version

Looks more like a "pussy" cat to me. :wink:

 

[OCMuscleJock]

Looks more like a "pussy" cat to me. :wink:

Monkey...i'm gonna pull every hair of yours out ...anyone have an Epilady laying around.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Monkey...i'm gonna pull every hair of yours out ...anyone have an Epilady laying around.

Oooo a big man inflicting pain and giving me hairlessness. I won't have to shave my back or glutes for a while. Bring it on big boy. :tongue:

 

[OCMuscleJock]

Oooo a big man inflicting pain and giving me hairlessness. I won't have to shave my back or glutes for a while. Bring it on big boy. :tongue:

meh..on second thought...the fact you'd enjoy that too much defeats the purpose. I'll just got eat a sandwich and ponder my next move. Which will most likely be to eat another sandwich...

 

[Gillette]

something that looks kinda like this..but the totally straight version

Humminahumminahummina

You have no idea what you are talking about with this silly costume/uni notion of yours.
One of the HPD guys I was seeing last year may help me make my point:
I met him because of our mutal love of sports. We agreed not to talk business because neither felt like sharing that we each other. I like to be off duty myself and was fine with not knowing what he did for a living. Fast forward to the fucking part...about 30 seconds into it I guessed he was a cop. He gave me all sorts of good reasons why he was not. Ok whatever. Fast forward again to Hurricane Ike two months later. He calls to check on me and I can hear dispatch in the background. yep, he was a cop. He admitted that night that he was a cop and that it freaked him out that I knew instantly.

I'm so calling bullshit on this.

I could understand if prior to sex you noticed a difference from most people in demeanor, like his stance, or how he carried himself, or the way he might scan people around him, but sex? I just can't credit it.

What tipped you off after only 30 seconds of sex?
Is it a signature cadence?
Proscribed level of force?
Did he apex your curves?
Was it how he made you spread 'em? (I'd almost believe this one)
Did you feel "busted"?
Did he plant something on you?
Efficient use of cuffs?
Did he enter low?
Secret dick shake?
Sirens? (Whoop, Whoop)
Inquiring minds just HAVE to know. Please, please explain.

Meanwhile, I usually see a couple of LEOs in the run of a day so I'll be sure to ask them about this. I suppose it's possible they're all taught more at the academy about sex than, "Make sure it's legal", and, "Don't do it in the squad car".

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

meh..on second thought...the fact you'd enjoy that too much defeats the purpose. I'll just got eat a sandwich and ponder my next move. Which will most likely be to eat another sandwich...

Sounds good to me. Have a sandwich to share? I like bread, meat, and lettuce. That's it. I'll bring the koolaid, and the cookies.

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

Gillette, it was the cuffs, the way he used his night stick on her, and how he let her wear his hat and badge. Otherwise, she'd have thought he was a fireman.

 

[greatdickismydrug]

Wow.

Dissertation on my "fetish" turns into bathhouse minus the water, back to dissertation back to bathhouse....

Saddest LPSG "personal" ad ever.

 

[Gillette]

Gillette, it was the cuffs, the way he used his night stick on her, and how he let her wear his hat and badge. Otherwise, she'd have thought he was a fireman.

*Mental headslap*

The nightstick! of course!

 

[Gillette]

Wow.

Dissertation on my "fetish" turns into bathhouse minus the water, back to dissertation back to bathhouse....

Saddest LPSG "personal" ad ever.

Seriously though. 30 seconds and you guessed his occupation? I don't even think Kreskin could do that.

How?

 

[greatdickismydrug]

Mods please retitle this thread to read:

"The Microscopic Evaluation of GDIMD's LEO Fetish" by Alphamale, Gillette, et al.

 

[Pitbull]

Seriously though. 30 seconds and you guessed his occupation? I don't even think Kreskin could do that.
How?

Maybe Kreskin could if the person of unknown occupation inserted a hard penis into him.

How?

I think she has a special gift

Wow.
Saddest LPSG "personal" ad ever.

Not even close...

 

[Gillette]

I don't have an issue with your fetish but I do question the 30 second occupational assesment.