Looks like he's got a situation..

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his face is fugly, and for some reason i think he is 'padded" down there...
I mean, really, why would you where something that tight, unless you wanted everyone to look, and you would have to have something to look at...
just sayin..

of course he wants everyone to look he's and attention whore. Still waiting for a sex tape to show how unhung he really is.
 

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He's dumb as a box of hammers, and that makes him very unappealing.
Hey now thats not fair at all, to the box of hammers. He's not the first celeb to be a dumb fuck. I can love him or leave him no biggie.
 

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Hes in a workout vid where hes sporting a boner - or a semi at least. ;)
 

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If any of you haters were in a gay bar and he was standing there shirtless and coming onto you, you'd be on your knees in the bathroom stall in a minute whether he had a high or low IQ.
 
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I don't mind the face, it's that VOICE! *shivers* I saw that PSA he did with Bristol Palin (real meeting of the minds there.....), it was excruciating! The way he talks is just.....ugh!
 

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