looney sticking his nob in

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  1. looney nob

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    wanna say hello to all here, nice to have a place where we can laugh and get informed about having a large nob

    whatever way you look at it, us blokes with big ones, well it aint all beer and skittles is it?

    i have never had a blow job cos i have yet to find a woman with a mouth that can stretch that far, and even if their lips can their teeth rub me bad, and any woman who has teeth that come out are a turn off to me

    also how many times you met some girl who is so cute you wanna wank all over her face, only to find out your ten gallon nob won't fit her 2 pint fanny

    i've yet to find woman who fullfills my dream of waving a baton in the albert hall

    ok, i aint that big, 9 inches with 8 inches circumfrence, but it aint small

    and another thing, being nick named donkey at school and knocking spectators out in the 100 yard sprint is a right piss off

    anyone else have similar problems
     
  2. Bryan_Lyte2

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    LOL, this guy is insane...no...looney. looking back on your few posts. I'll say your name definately fists you posts.
    Welcome.
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    Welcome. I like you---you're silly...:biggrin1:
     
  4. Pecker

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    Welcome. Looney is as looney does.
     
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    Similar? It is like you are reading my mind, except for that Albert Hall thing. That's just sick.
     
  6. looney nob

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    ah common, prince albert did
     
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    Welcome Looney! Your last name wouldn't happen to be "Tunes" would it? Glad to have ya around!
     
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    Welcome Looney I like your sense of humor.:smile:
     
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