wanna say hello to all here, nice to have a place where we can laugh and get informed about having a large nob
whatever way you look at it, us blokes with big ones, well it aint all beer and skittles is it?
i have never had a blow job cos i have yet to find a woman with a mouth that can stretch that far, and even if their lips can their teeth rub me bad, and any woman who has teeth that come out are a turn off to me
also how many times you met some girl who is so cute you wanna wank all over her face, only to find out your ten gallon nob won't fit her 2 pint fanny
i've yet to find woman who fullfills my dream of waving a baton in the albert hall
ok, i aint that big, 9 inches with 8 inches circumfrence, but it aint small
and another thing, being nick named donkey at school and knocking spectators out in the 100 yard sprint is a right piss off
anyone else have similar problems
whatever way you look at it, us blokes with big ones, well it aint all beer and skittles is it?
i have never had a blow job cos i have yet to find a woman with a mouth that can stretch that far, and even if their lips can their teeth rub me bad, and any woman who has teeth that come out are a turn off to me
also how many times you met some girl who is so cute you wanna wank all over her face, only to find out your ten gallon nob won't fit her 2 pint fanny
i've yet to find woman who fullfills my dream of waving a baton in the albert hall
ok, i aint that big, 9 inches with 8 inches circumfrence, but it aint small
and another thing, being nick named donkey at school and knocking spectators out in the 100 yard sprint is a right piss off
anyone else have similar problems
