Loose Vagina!!!

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alum? lol, yeah, i'll pass.

just because too few people do that to warrant a study, doesn't mean i'll guinea pig my cunt on it.
 

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one ounce of ingested alum will kill an 200lb man. the amount suggested for ingestion is measured in micrograms.

external uses, likes deodorant and such are fine... a liquid solution introduced to the vagina.. bad, real bad, very bad. the amount of alum you suggested can be absorbed through the vag lining.

in a cut.. salting wounds has been around forever... a styptics pencil is only intended for small cuts, nothing large/deep enough to allow high level amount of alum be introduced to the blood stream.

there is no medical reason for alum to tighten the vagina. it's an old wives tale the intorwebz has resurrected. there is a recipe to use alum to shrink hemorrhoids. 1 part alum to 5 part water.. to applied topically.

so no.. you should not douche with alum to tighten ya vag. and you should not advise other to do it either.

eta: the alum in the grocery store is used for pickling. never intended to be ingested by human beings. it's a pre-soak to help keep crispness in picked veggies.
 
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when sex is actually good,
i mean,
when it's actually pleasurable,
when it's not luke warm and dull,
i can't help but clench.

just sayin'
 

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I worry about keeping sheets clean and here you are throwing cow parts all over the place

If you want clean sheets then don't have lots of nasty gritty delicious sex.
Save the steak for post sex snackums.

With or without steak the sheets are gunna be fucked.:biggrin1:
 

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If you want clean sheets then don't have lots of nasty gritty delicious sex.
Save the steak for post sex snackums.

With or without steak the sheets are gunna be fucked.:biggrin1:

its the difference between clean sheets to make dirty or crusty sheets to make you dirty.
 

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One of the problems with a wide vagina is that the gal, herself, does not get the stimulation she needs. I believe it is up to the guy fucking her at the time to do whatever is necessary to give her sexual pleasure, and that his pleasure is secondary.

The best way to do that, with a gal who can't really feel your cock, is to eat her! You can find her clit with your tongue and lips and drive her to the heights of ecstacy.

The next question is: "How do I cum then?" The answer is that you masturbate while eating her pussy, and when you know she is about to cum, you time your orgasm to match with hers. Then while she is cumming, and pulling your face as deep into her cunt as she can, you are cumming too.

Now, I know that some guys will feel cheated if they don't get to cum in her pussy, so if you are one of those, simply jack-off until you're about to cum, then get into position between her legs and as you start to cum, shove your prick up into her hole and fill her with your cum.

I do realize there are some guys who consider it less than "macho" to have to rely on jacking-off to get pleasure when a lovely naked woman is there, and who might even be embarrassed for the lady to know that they masturbate. The sooner you both are able to get past this minor problem, the happier you will be.

I'll say it again: Your job as a lover is to give sexual pleasure to your woman.
 

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I'll say it again: Your job as a lover is to give sexual pleasure to your woman.

Na ah. That's a 2 way street - she must know that she's looser than a giant's sock - that's why she likes it rough.

Unless she's sucking you off like a hungry calf on crack too(which I doubt), you're going to have to either ditch her, or bring it up!

The pros of ditching her are mainly about not getting all the grief or head slapping you'll get if you tell her that you're thinking of hooking up her flange to a mic to provide reverb for a karaoke party.:cool:

This has all been covered before - but just man up & tell her. There are health benefits, let alone sexual benefits for her in developing muscle control.

My approach was " SHIT, YOU'VE GOT A BIG CUNT"! - This was upsetting for her for about a day, then she looked it up, & got a vag exerciser(which took her 15 minutes to clench shut first time LOL)

10 fingers in foreplay is quite a lot in my book. It's all about girth really.

It won't make her any smaller, but it will allow her to get both of you more feeling.

Failing that - have you tried fisting her? What about using a courgette, or a cucumber at the same time as you're having sex. It get's nice & tight then & can be very erotic!:biggrin1:

Try & get her to clench one finger when she's a bit aroused - when she can't, it might steer you to the conversation you want.

If you see no future with her - just move on!
 

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Na ah. That's a 2 way street - she must know that she's looser than a giant's sock - that's why she likes it rough.
What is wrong with you sometimes? Why can't she just like it rough because she likes it rough?

Unless she's sucking you off like a hungry calf on crack too(which I doubt), you're going to have to either ditch her, or bring it up!

The pros of ditching her are mainly about not getting all the grief or head slapping you'll get if you tell her that you're thinking of hooking up her flange to a mic to provide reverb for a karaoke party.:cool:
That's a two way street too. Remember, anytime you're thinking this of a woman, she's possibly thinking she might thread your cock and sew herself a better lover with it.