Lordpendragon Does 6000!

[chicagosam]

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:

Congratulation on your 6000th, Lordpendragon!
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6000 Posts!
6000 Lays!
6000 various acts of carnality!

I will now let you have your way with me and be your strumpet!
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:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:
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[jeff black]

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:​

Congratulation on your 6000th, Lordpendragon!​

6000 Posts!
6000 Lays!
6000 various acts of carnality!​

I will now let you have your way with me and be your strumpet!​

:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:​

Premature post-u-lator.:tongue:

 

[Lordpendragon]

AAhhhhggg - that's so much better now - thanks Strump. :biggrin1:

 

[Principessa]

My dearest Lordpendragon,

Congratulations on your 6000th post!​

It's scary how often I agree with your erudite, humorous, though sometimes pedantic penis posts. I kneel in awe to your great cock, errr...uhmm, I mean mind. :tongue:

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:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:​

 

[chicagosam]

AAhhhhggg - that's so much better now - thanks Strump. :biggrin1:

You're welcome! At last! 6000! Congratulations! Proud of you! Now I can go to work. Have a nice celebration!:biggrin1:

 

[Onslow]

For a moment there I thought you meant he did 6000 men and women in consecutive order on consecutive days.



Congratulations LP--now get to work on the next 6000 of us--erm, I mean posts.

 

[Gillette]

Congrats on your 6000th stroke, I mean poke..damnit! POST!

Here's to many more of all three!

 

[dongalong]

Congrats! I still can't believe we were level pegging on a few months ago!

RESPECT Mylord!!!

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Congrats. :smile:

 

[flaming infinity]

6000 is a lot. Way to go!

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Oh how i missed him. Im sure glad he is back. His overall wit and sense of humor and general kindness are rare today:smile: :wink:

 

[fortiesfun]

There once was a dragon named pen,
among most impressive of men.
His post thousands hit six
they're as big as his dick's!
I suppose he'll start braggin' again!

:grouphug:​

 

[Lordpendragon]

TBH, after Sam's post, I did a rough calculation and in 24 years of being sexually active, I think I have probably passed the 6000 mark (times, not partners you bloody so and so) - hell, maybe one day I'll even get it right :redface: :biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

TBH, after Sam's post, I did a rough calculation and in 24 years of being sexually active, I think I have probably passed the 6000 mark (times, not partners you bloody so and so) - hell, maybe one day I'll even get it right :redface: :biggrin1:

You have been sexual active for 24 years? I thought you were like 32. That would mean you started at 8 years old.

 

[Lordpendragon]

You have been sexual active for 24 years? I thought you were like 32. That would mean you started at 8 years old.

Jeff - you know I am the 94 year old guy they did the Viagra lab tests on - so drop it already. :smile:

 

[jeff black]

Jeff - you know I am the 94 year old guy they did the Viagra lab tests on - so drop it already. :smile:

How can I forget? We shared a cell together. You used to poke me in the eye while I slept because the early stages of Viagra caused severe elongation and you couldn't control it.:smile:

 

[Yorkie]

Congratulations Lordpendragon,your 6000 posts are a wonder to behold!
:notworthy: :friday: :fest30: :beerchug2:

 

[Gillette]

Jeff - you know I am the 94 year old guy they did the Viagra lab tests on - so drop it already. :smile:

You're really Bob Dole?

I think I'm going to cry.

 

[Lordpendragon]

You're really knob pole?

I think I'm going to die.

Believe it baby. :biggrin1:

 

[viking1]

Congrats! Keep up the good work...