Loud sex a human right, says loud sex woman

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    I love getting loud and proud with my boo. He can pound me so good I can't help but scream like a bitch. So she ain't lying about that. If your love making skills can get your woman to scream than lock the doors and get to work baby ;)
     
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    1- As George Costanza would say "We live in a society here!"
    2- Sure she wasn't playing tennis?
    3- Stick it in her mouth, problem solved!
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    As my ex would say...... that is what pillows are invented for, and dam she used to bite them often :biggrin1:
     
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    What the hell are your people's walls made from over there? Cardboard?

    A normal converation is about 60, and it lists raindrops as 40 on this chart.


    She should be howling like a banshee or like she was angry and in a fight to get arrested on a repeated basis. :biggrin1:
     
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    Basicaly, yes.

    That, and you can be sure as hell, in having a neighbour, jelious as hell, knowing you are getting some, and they are not. :biggrin1:

    Mum's appartment, you can hear the neighbour having a piss :redface:

    Having said that, was over in your part of the world, in the hotel next to the Mile High Stadium (Red Lion Hotel), at a convention for South Park, and got a bit friendly with one of our members a few times.

    Walls must be thick enough there, as her hubby to be and 2 year old kid, was in the room next door sleeping, whilst I was fucking her brains out, testing out my newaly obtained PA.

    He did not hear a thing :biggrin1:
     
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