1. Welcome To LPSG
    Welcome to LPSG.com. If you are here because you are looking for the most amazing open-minded fun-spirited sexy adult community then you have found the right place. We also happen to have some of the sexiest members you'll ever meet. Signup below and come join us.


Love Poems

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by jakeatolla, Oct 24, 2008.

  1. jakeatolla

    jakeatolla Sexy Member

    Joined:
    May 22, 2004
    Posts:
    3,062
    Albums:
    1
    Likes Received:
    31
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Canada
    THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
    ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
    WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
    AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:






    1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you has screwed up my life.

    2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not.

    4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
    But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

    5. I thought that I could love no other
    -- that is until I met your brother.

    6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
    empty and so is your head.

    7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
    But don't take that paper bag off your face.

    8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    9. My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

    11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime.

    WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING
     
  2. bigconscience

    bigconscience Lurker

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2007
    Posts:
    4
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Glasgow
    How do I love him? Let me count the ways...
    Mm - three. Oh well, I guess it's just a phase.
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice