Lover's nicknames

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  1. Drifterwood

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    I had a lover whose idea of good sex was to leave me needing medical attention.

    I used to call her Minge the Merciless.

    You got any good ones?
     
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    Ah yes.... nothing better than realizing she's severed your penis during sex and you have 15 minutes to get it re-attached.:biggrin1:

    I've always wanted to be called, "an animal in the sack". I'm not one for pet names or anything, though I used to call this girl I knew, "the swallower" as did many guys at school because she would.... well, I think it's obvious.:biggrin1:
     
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    I call my friend's brother "the club". I think you can guess why.
     
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    I call my girlfriend "melon crusher" in the privacy of our home. It usually means I am going to get some when she says "yep I am".

    Her thighs are killer when I am going down on her and she get's her cookie!
     
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    a friend used to call his girlfriend 'the chunnel'.
     
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    A girl I dated in college, and then all of her friends after she shared with them, called me Mr. Ed.
     
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    A friend off her called a girl Tiger Teeth, he told me about the story and I almost pee'd my pants.
     
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    Captain America and sometimes Captain No Underpants.
     
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    About a year ago in my bedroom after my girlfriend and I finished having mind blowing sex, we were sitting on the floor together talking and she said something to the effect of "Nobody I talk to ever understands just how amazing we are in bed together, what sex this good is like!"
    I look at her and said "Baby, we fuck like Rockstars".
    She's been my 'Rockstar' ever since.
     
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    Her name was Minge? That's odd, is that Turkish? :confused:


    My first serious bf used to call me Twinkie because of my soft, sweet, creamy center. Another liked to call me fluffy butt which I disliked because my mom also used to call me that. I've had quite a few call me Princess. My current beau is a trucker and he usually calls me his
    'diesel darlin'.
     
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    :eek: That's not exactly flattering. I prefer my definition.
     
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    You're joking, right?

    You know it's a term for pussy, really...
     
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    backfire, but only around other guys lol
     
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