LP's and toilet water

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by krispykareem, Apr 17, 2007.

  1. krispykareem

    krispykareem New Member

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    A lot of times when I go to sit down my dick will touch the bowl water or even dip in it. It's especially disgusting in a public restroom... my best remedy I've come up is to just urinate before sitting down.

    Has any one else here experienced this? It's obviously not too bad of a problem to have but still. And could I contract any diseases from this?
     
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    I'm not well hung, and even *I* have this problem.

    By the way, are you saying that you sometimes pee while sitting down?
     
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    It's just more efficient to add 1 and 2 to make 3.
     
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    wow, lots of opportunities to piss and moan tonight...
    I get a bit of a baptism at least half the time when I sit on a toilet. I have generally become very hyper-aware when I sit down in a public restroom stall.
    I hate that! But the worst toilet I have is the one at home right now. It made me think...what would prospective landlords think if I ask to sit on the pot before I decide to rent the place? But here it doesn't just hit the water, it drags along the bottom inside of the bowl. I have to sit in a certain position to take a shit, which is actually probably optimal for evacuation, but then when I shift in the slightest to wipe...arrrghhhh! It's okay since I know any filth my dickhead is running into is my own, but still...who the hell designed that?! I mean, this happens even at the most minimum length for me, and I think that anyone over 3" soft would at least occasionally have an unpleasant bump. It's like a female only toilet or something....
     
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    American toilets have that problem
     
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    Yeah, I had this problem in America but I haven't had it else where in the world... when it had been a cold night... :eek:
     
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    'Restroom'??? Is that what we in the 'Black Country' call 'Toilets'???
     
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    Sorry....showing my 'working class' roots then...I meant to say 'Loo'!!
     
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    Just once was enough for me, it was several years ago. The morning wood hadn't subsided enough. It was my own bathroom which I keep extremely clean. I probably would have cut it off if I was in a public bathroom. Yea, I am a bit of a germ freak.
     
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    I think my unconscious mind solved this for me... I think I'm just going to replace my seat with one of those old people/ handicapped models bc it'd raise me a couple inches higher.

    Damn you Thomas Crapper. I bet he had penis envy and purposely designed this flaw into his invention. I smell a conspiracy here.
     
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    Yea, I have had this problem too. Now I've gotten in the habit of holding onto things when I sit down.
     
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    I think part of the solution is to try and plan life as much as possible so that you do your "number two's" at home where at least you know who uses your toilet and only pee whilst out during the day. If you're an otherwise healthy person and you do a good poo before leaving home in the morning you shouldn't need another until getting home in the evening - or even the next morning if you don't eat enormous amounts.:smile:
     
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    i just hold on to it or lay it on the toilet seat
     
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    I have found that handicapped toilets tend to be deeper, or higher up. Not sure if this qualifies as a handicap, but at least my dick stays dry when I use one.
     
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    It is for this reason that I don't sit down in public restrooms!!
     
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