LPSG and Masturbation

[Heather LouAnna]

I don't masturbate.


*wipes her hands on the people closest to her in the thread*

 

[DGirl]

I would have to say NO..."
I am too tired for sex with my new job..."

 

[SassySpy]

:smile: I'm not a Gold Member either- but oh I sure have:biggrin1:
More than once. Didn't fake it.:wink:

 

[mirinov]

Yes absolutely! =)

 

[D_N Flay Table]

I think she might be too tall.

 

[jakeatolla]

Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls ??

 

[Heather LouAnna]

I think she might be too tall.

huuuuuuu??

 

[D_N Flay Table]

huuuuuuu??

not you kiddo.

it was an 'inside' joke

 

[ruffboy]

no

i've fucking FORCIBLY TAKEN myself to the thoughts and visuals this damn place has foisted upon me!

 

[ruffboy]

:smile: I'm not a Gold Member either- but oh I sure have:biggrin1:
More than once. Didn't fake it.:wink:

hubba flippin hubba

can i watch!

 

[ruffboy]

mmmm... yes... he knows who he is..... mmmmm

ohhhhhh.....
to know...

 

[OmahaBeef]

I would like to officially offer myself to your thoughts...be gentle...

...OB

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Yes, I have. But I also have beat off if Macy's is having sale or the mail arrives on time or Duke wins a basketball game or a Law and Order show is on TV or...

 

[SassySpy]

hubba flippin hubba

can i watch!

well of course- but you must oblige accordingly.....:tongue:

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

Guilty :redface:

 

[Matthew]

Ummmmmm ... hell yeah.

I guess the OP didn't ask who starred in the fantasies ... :biggrin1:

But masturbation clearly does make one's spelling worse. cue: Alex8 or Matthew.

Say wut?

But I also have beat off if Macy's is having sale or the mail arrives on time or Duke wins a basketball game ...

And now, in your honor Colonel, I am going to spank one out to the memory of the beatdown UNC put on Duke the other night.

 

[rawbone8]

Say wut?

This thread wus started wit a typo in the tittle, and mispelling masterbation has bean known to peeve both you and Alex

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

This thread wus started wit a typo in the tittle, and mispelling masterbation has bean known to peeve both you and Alex

Matthew is otherwise occupied at the moment, RB.

 

[dudepiston]

Hm. I wonder if he's thinking about me? Or you? Or all of us!?

Anyway...

Yes I certainly have..and do. I've one special person I'm thinking about right now. They know who they are....

Matthew is otherwise occupied at the moment, RB.

 

[rawbone8]

Matthew is otherwise occupied at the moment, RB.

That's our big Red. Wankers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your shame.