lpsg Christmas Carol Concert

[danmilan]

Well, Folks I wasn't aware of this site this time last year so forgive me if it's all been done before... but with just over a week to go to the big day how about a little site-relevant music? for this year's LPSG concert perhaps we could get off to a light-hearted start with Wanking in a Winter Wonderland, or Jingle Bell Cock. Obviously we'd have to end with a rousing rendition of O Cum All Ye Faithful, but in between? Any ideas? Maybe the exhibitionist members would like to sing Let it show! let it show! Let it show!....

 

[BIGdkluver]

Well, for the openly homosexual members of LPSG (like me), there is only one line from a holiday song that defintely fits: "Don we now our GAY apparel!" Have a nice holiday, everyone!

 

[Pecker]

Frosty the Blowman

I'm Gettin' Nutted for Christmas

Deck the Balls

Here Cums Santa Claus

Jingle Balls

 

[B_gagger]

Here's my little contribution: "The Twelve Days Of LPSG" (you know the tune)

12 Real girls here
11 Claims of new growth
10 Ten-inch members
9 How big am I's?
8 OMFG's
7 Unread PM's
6 Inches average??
5 Gold cock rings
4 XTube vids
3 New pics
2 Meet in chat

And LPSG for a great time.

 

[jakeatolla]

Good King Wences-Slut

All I want for Christmas is my Two foot long Penis

I saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

Away in the Bedroom
Frosty the Hung Man
Nut Sucker
Oh Cum all Ye Horny

 

[joyboytoy79]

Good King Whatshisnuts

"Good King Whatshisnuts went down,
On the meat of Stephen"

 

[ArtfulDominant]

Well, Folks I wasn't aware of this site this time last year so forgive me if it's all been done before... but with just over a week to go to the big day how about a little site-relevant music? for this year's LPSG concert perhaps we could get off to a light-hearted start with Wanking in a Winter Wonderland, or Jingle Bell Cock. Obviously we'd have to end with a rousing rendition of O Cum All Ye Faithful, but in between? Any ideas? Maybe the exhibitionist members would like to sing Let it show! let it show! Let it show!....

A splendid idea. I think the the majority of members on this site would welcome such a seasonally-oriented program of words and music -- with a tasteful Big-dick spin on things of course.

OK I saw this post earlier this afternoon, started mulling some inappropriate words over and came up with this: ( ahh, I had to keep wrapping my Christmas presents .. so I'm just posting it now. I just pray that I didn't write some of these inane words on dear Aunt Polly's gift tag, in a distracted moment.)

An abbreviated version of
The Night Before Christmas
With apologies to Clement C. Moore

‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And throughout our site,
Not a Pecker was quipping:
That didn’t seem right.
The packages horsehung,
With their nut-sacks quite plump:
In the hopes that ten Size Queens
Would arrive for a hump!
Then I heard in the chatroom, boisterous camming quite queer:
‘tween jolly Saint Nick and his eight male reindeer.
Santa whipped out his curved one -- why the randy old Elf!
Someone get this on Youtube: Santa’s fucking himself!!!!

 

[Gillette]

Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire

 

[IntoxicatingToxin]

‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And throughout our site,
Not a Pecker was quipping:
That didn’t seem right.
The packages horsehung,
With their nut-sacks quite plump:
In the hopes that ten Size Queens
Would arrive for a hump!
Then I heard in the chatroom, boisterous camming quite queer:
‘tween jolly Saint Nick and his eight male reindeer.
Santa whipped out his curved one -- why the randy old Elf!
Someone get this on Youtube: Santa’s fucking himself!!!!

Fantabulously Beautimous!

 

[agnslz]

Here's my little contribution: "The Twelve Days Of LPSG" (you know the tune)

12 Real girls here
11 Claims of new growth
10 Ten-inch members
9 How big am I's?
8 OMFG's
7 Unread PM's
6 Inches average??
5 Gold cock rings
4 XTube vids
3 New pics
2 Meet in chat

And LPSG for a great time.

...

‘Twas the night before Christmas,
And throughout our site,
Not a Pecker was quipping:
That didn’t seem right.
The packages horsehung,
With their nut-sacks quite plump:
In the hopes that ten Size Queens
Would arrive for a hump!
Then I heard in the chatroom, boisterous camming quite queer:
‘tween jolly Saint Nick and his eight male reindeer.
Santa whipped out his curved one -- why the randy old Elf!
Someone get this on Youtube: Santa’s fucking himself!!!!

I'll try and come up with something of my own later. But, for now, I just wanted to say how much I especially enjoyed the above quoted posts!:biggrin1: