lpsg Christmas Carol Concert

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  1. danmilan

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    Well, Folks I wasn't aware of this site this time last year so forgive me if it's all been done before... but with just over a week to go to the big day how about a little site-relevant music? for this year's LPSG concert perhaps we could get off to a light-hearted start with Wanking in a Winter Wonderland, or Jingle Bell Cock. Obviously we'd have to end with a rousing rendition of O Cum All Ye Faithful, but in between? Any ideas? Maybe the exhibitionist members would like to sing Let it show! let it show! Let it show!....
     
  2. BIGdkluver

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    Well, for the openly homosexual members of LPSG (like me), there is only one line from a holiday song that defintely fits: "Don we now our GAY apparel!" Have a nice holiday, everyone!
     
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    Frosty the Blowman

    I'm Gettin' Nutted for Christmas

    Deck the Balls

    Here Cums Santa Claus

    Jingle Balls
     
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    Here's my little contribution: "The Twelve Days Of LPSG" (you know the tune)

    12 Real girls here
    11 Claims of new growth
    10 Ten-inch members
    9 How big am I's?
    8 OMFG's
    7 Unread PM's
    6 Inches average??
    5 Gold cock rings
    4 XTube vids
    3 New pics
    2 Meet in chat

    And LPSG for a great time.
     
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    Good King Wences-Slut

    All I want for Christmas is my Two foot long Penis

    I saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus
     
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    Away in the Bedroom
    Frosty the Hung Man
    Nut Sucker
    Oh Cum all Ye Horny
     
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    Good King Whatshisnuts

    "Good King Whatshisnuts went down,
    On the meat of Stephen"
     
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    A splendid idea. I think the the majority of members on this site would welcome such a seasonally-oriented program of words and music -- with a tasteful Big-dick spin on things of course.

    OK I saw this post earlier this afternoon, started mulling some inappropriate words over and came up with this: ( ahh, I had to keep wrapping my Christmas presents .. so I'm just posting it now. I just pray that I didn't write some of these inane words on dear Aunt Polly's gift tag, in a distracted moment.)

    An abbreviated version of
    The Night Before Christmas
    With apologies to Clement C. Moore

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas,
    And throughout our site,
    Not a Pecker was quipping:
    That didn’t seem right.
    The packages horsehung,
    With their nut-sacks quite plump:
    In the hopes that ten Size Queens
    Would arrive for a hump!
    Then I heard in the chatroom, boisterous camming quite queer:
    ‘tween jolly Saint Nick and his eight male reindeer.
    Santa whipped out his curved one -- why the randy old Elf!
    Someone get this on Youtube: Santa’s fucking himself!!!!
     
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    Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire
     
  10. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Fantabulously Beautimous!
     
  11. agnslz

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    I'll try and come up with something of my own later. But, for now, I just wanted to say how much I especially enjoyed the above quoted posts!:biggrin1:
     
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